Okay, so what are we even talking about here? What we're talking about is a civil rights issue. This bear has rights. Oh, come on! He does not! He's a toy. Then why are you calling it a "he"? Look, we call the Statue of Liberty "she," but we all know it's an object made of copper and steel. Oh, good point. Yes, but she isn't conscious or sentient. He is. Mmm-hmm.
Ted 2
15.6s
No, I'm sorry! I thought I'd built a better case. It's just... The reality is you have a really shitty lawyer. Hey, come on. Nobody's blaming you for this. You did everything you could. (SIGHS) I... I'm sitting here and I... I can't believe it's official.
Ted 2
4.6s
Oh, so what are we gonna do now? I mean, we can't take this lying down, right? We got to do something.
Ted 2
2.9s
Please follow the instruction, Mr. Clubber Lang.
Ted 2
2.2s
And when I have him, I'll call you with the code phrase.
Ted 2
2.3s
(HIP-HOP PLAYING ON STEREO)
Ted 2
1.5s
I'm so sorry, baby.
Ted 2
5s
Comic Con fans, let's take a look at this thrilling sizzle reel with all of our exciting new toys.
Ted 2
5.8s
We've got a brand-new line of Decepticons... Hey! ...that is gonna be... Fresh cakes. Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
5.8s
He just reminds me of when I was a kid. Yeah, that's great. $40. Okay.
Ted 2
1.9s
RICK: Nice lunch, spaz.
Ted 2
2.5s
Hey, Johnny. Guy?
Ted 2
1.5s
(CHEERING)
Ted 2
1.4s
Jonah Hill!
Ted 2
6.9s
Look, Donny, I can never love you. God, that sounds fucked up. Listen, I don't wanna die. Okay? So, uh...
Ted 2
3.7s
What if I gave you a hand job outside your pants while you ate an ice cream?
