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I won't be able to perform the implantation procedure. Wait, what? Why not? Tami-Lynn, according to your test results, you're no longer fertile. What? Wait, Doc, are you sure about that? I mean, maybe you should check again or something, you know? I'm quite sure. Tami-Lynn, because of your history of excessive drug use your ovarian canal has been somewhat compromised. What are you talking about? It looks fine. Yeah.
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Oh, my God. Can we do that? Hell yeah! You know what we do? We'll get a lawyer and we'll sue the fucking government for your civil rights! Johnny, that's a great idea! Hey, hey! Maybe we get one of them Harrison Ford lawyers who gets shot in the head, then turns all retarded and nice and goes, "What we're doing is wrong." Yes. You know what, we get out there and we stick it to them good. We take that shit all the way up to Judge Judy if we have to. Yeah. But we don't know any lawyers. All our friends make sandwiches. Ah. Oh, we just Google "Boston lawyers."
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Oh, my God! He said he'll meet with us on Friday at 9:00 a.m. at his office in New York. Is he gonna take the case? I don't want to jinx it, but I think so. Oh, my God! You hear that, Johnny? (LAUGHS) I still get a shot! JOHN: Yes! Oh, my God! We got to celebrate! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Let's go down to the improv and yell sad suggestions? Fuck yeah! So first we need a historical event. Who's got an event? TED: 9/11. (STUTTERS) Okay, maybe something else. All right, let's start with a person. JOHN: Robin Williams! Okay, all right, for real, guys, for real. Who's got a person? TED: Robin Williams on 9/11. All right, we've heard from these guys. Let's maybe give somebody else over here a chance. How about a location? Let's go with a location. TED: The offices of Charlie Hebdo.
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