Oh, Johnny, come on, man. It's been six months since you guys got divorced. I know, I know. It's just that...
Ted 2
1.2s
Thank you.
Ted 2
6.4s
Do you, Tami-Lynn McCafferty, take this teddy bear to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Ted 2
25.6s
Yeah, I'm gonna pass. (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) (SINGING) I'm steppin' out with my honey Can't be bad to feel so good Never felt quite so sunny So I keep on knockin' wood Yeah, steppin' out with my baby Can't go wrong 'cause I'm in right Ask me when will the day be The big day may be tonight TED: This is the best day of my life!
Ted 2
14.7s
You guys wanna celebrate with a little something else, hmm? Oh. Uh, no, thanks, Sam. Tami-Lynn would kill me if I did drugs on our wedding day. Ah, she won't notice. I just did a line with a dude in the men's room and I bet you can't even spot him.
Ted 2
6.2s
I just love you so much. I love you, too, baby. I'm gonna go fifty shades of bear on you tonight.
Ted 2
4.1s
WEDDING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, your newlyweds! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Ted 2
3.2s
I'm fine. I was thinking aboutLofi.
Ted 2
2.4s
Let's go get shit-faced! Okay!
Ted 2
2.3s
Uh,yeah,yeah. You'll... You'll be okay.
Ted 2
1.6s
Wake up, Johnny.
Ted 2
3.6s
Some people go through their whole lives trying to make it work with the wrong person.
Ted 2
1.2s
(SIGHS)
Ted 2
1.5s
Is it a freak of genetics?
Ted 2
12.3s
Johnny, meet your new godson, Apollo Creed Clubber Lang. JOHN: Oh, Teddy, he's adorable. Oh! And we got something for him, too. John, show him. Oh, shit, yeah. Hold on. TAMI-LYNN: He got you something.
