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Dear God! Dear God in heaven!

Ted 2

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Sam, you dig him, right?

Ted 2

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(SINGING) Mean 0/' moon It must be fun To shine upon me as I come undone Till I'm all alone beneath the sun You mean 0l' moon With your beam you led the way And found me love I thought was here to stay Then you went and took my love away You mean 0l' moon Oh, you mean 0l' stars above The games that you play with me I could find some happiness If all of my nights were cloudy Mean 0l' moon I hope it's true You're takin' all the light that's left in you And saving it up for you know who You mean 0l' moon You mean 0l' moon Yes!

Ted 2

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I'm sorry you're not who I hoped you'd be.

Ted 2

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And I have.

Ted 2

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I don't know, Ms. Jackson. We've done everything we can and it's all up to him now.

Ted 2

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Holy shit! You should have seen your fucking face!

Ted 2

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You asshole! You think this shit is funny?

Ted 2

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And you gave up your own life to save mine.

Ted 2

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Johnny.

Ted 2

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Ted!

Ted 2

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MALE NARRATOR: We are often told that happily-ever-afters exist only in the pages of fairy tales and in the naive minds of sheltered innocents. And yet, on this bright, sunny, Boston afternoon, a talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend, proving two things. Happy endings can come true for anyone. And America doesn't give a shit about anything.

Ted 2

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TED: Hey, buddy. You okay, there? You look a little down. Are you still shaking off that hangover from the bachelor party? Oh! That's nice. Oh, my God. She's fucking begging for it! (LAUGHS) She's totally begging. Get it. Get in there. Look at her. She wants it bad! JOHN: Oh, yeah. She wants more than just a fucking pizza delivery, huh? (MEN LAUGHING) TED: That's bigger than the average bear right there, I tell you. JOHN: You know what's fucked up? Dude, that's somebody's fucking daughter! MAN: Oh, shit! Jesus! Come on!

Ted 2

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Hey, congrats, you mofos. Oh, hey, GUY- Beautiful ceremony. Oh. Thank you so much for being a part of it. Hey, this is my new boyfriend, Rick. How you doing? Good, good. He's a gourmet chef. So he knows how to toss a salad. (BOTH CHUCKLE)

Ted 2

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Oh, you guys are getting married? No, we're just gonna go home and tie our dioks together. Ha! Fuck you. Fuck you. Deal.

Ted 2

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Rick and I are actually about to tie the knot.

Ted 2

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Being back in that church again.

Ted 2

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(GLASS BREAKS)

Ted 2