"Dear Ted, your Chase bank account "has been terminated due to a lack of citizenship." "Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked." "Dear Ted, you are no longer a Papa Gino's rewards member." Fuck, that's a big one. This poor baby bootie.
Ted 2
10.2s
So what? Well, Ted is suing for his civil rights. If he loses, the state will officially declare him a non-entity with no rights under the law.
Ted 2
4.9s
Who is Clubber Lang? Who's Clubber Lang? Mr. T's character in Rocky Ill. Hello?
Ted 2
4s
Mr. Jessup, I can make this company a billion dollars.
Ted 2
3.6s
I really tried everything I could to be the man that she wanted.
Ted 2
1.6s
What do you think that was about?
Ted 2
5.5s
And when the next conflict comes along, we're once again blind to it as it's happening.
Ted 2
2.1s
I'm a little nervous. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Ted 2
2.7s
I'm sorry, Your Honor. I'm on my period.
Ted 2
3.6s
"Well, this is different," we say, but it isn't.
Ted 2
1.2s
Us.
Ted 2
6.6s
No, she wasn't. She was giving you the fuck-me eyes. What are the fuck-me eyes? Some women just have fuck-me eyes.
Ted 2
3.2s
JOHN: We're giving you the tools, buddy. Come on, make some fucking comedy.
Ted 2
4.1s
You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna oall Patrick Meighan. Who's that?
Ted 2
2.3s
Let's try to keep your boyfriend under control here, yeah?
