Hashtag "Grr, Mondays." (GASPS) 0h, my God! Look, I'm so sorry! We swear to God, it was an accident. We're so sorry.
Ted 2
24.4s
Oh, my God. Can we do that? Hell yeah! You know what we do? We'll get a lawyer and we'll sue the fucking government for your civil rights! Johnny, that's a great idea! Hey, hey! Maybe we get one of them Harrison Ford lawyers who gets shot in the head, then turns all retarded and nice and goes, "What we're doing is wrong." Yes. You know what, we get out there and we stick it to them good. We take that shit all the way up to Judge Judy if we have to. Yeah. But we don't know any lawyers. All our friends make sandwiches. Ah. Oh, we just Google "Boston lawyers."
Ted 2
12.6s
Look. You seem like good people. Be careful. What do you mean, "Be careful"? The state official I spoke to made it sound like your status had gone under the radar for some time.
Ted 2
10s
It's always gonna be empty. There's never gonna be a little foot in here. I don't understand. We would have made such great parents. (INHALES) Oh, my God.
Ted 2
5.6s
If they choose to investigate the issue, it may leave you quite vulnerable.
Ted 2
2s
Uh, those aren't supposed to be out.
Ted 2
1.6s
Can you help me get home?
Ted 2
2s
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted 2
7.8s
Oh, there's one! (ALL LAUGH) TED: How's your workout? JOGGER: Fuck you! Eat my pussy! Have some apples! Jesus, what the hell is your problem?
Ted 2
8.4s
I would first like to thank the ladies and gentlemen of the jury for taking time out of their busy schedules to be a part of these proceedings.
Ted 2
15.6s
No, I'm sorry! I thought I'd built a better case. It's just... The reality is you have a really shitty lawyer. Hey, come on. Nobody's blaming you for this. You did everything you could. (SIGHS) I... I'm sitting here and I... I can't believe it's official.
Ted 2
2.9s
Please follow the instruction, Mr. Clubber Lang.
Ted 2
2.2s
And when I have him, I'll call you with the code phrase.
Ted 2
1.5s
I'm so sorry, baby.
Ted 2
5s
Comic Con fans, let's take a look at this thrilling sizzle reel with all of our exciting new toys.
Ted 2
5.8s
We've got a brand-new line of Decepticons... Hey! ...that is gonna be... Fresh cakes. Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
5.8s
He just reminds me of when I was a kid. Yeah, that's great. $40. Okay.
