Well, I guess it's all right. Those are the rejected sickle-cell samples. Ah, you hear that, Johnny? You're covered in rejected black-guy sperm. You look like a Kardashian. Fuck!
Ted 2
12.8s
I'm not into it. John, you've been saying that for over a year-and-a-half about every chick that throws herself at you. You got to get back in the game, man! No, don't start this shit, all right? Look, I wasted six years of my life with the wrong girl and I got burned. I'm not gonna make that same mistake again.
Ted 2
3.2s
I don't know, man. I got to do something or my marriage is gonna collapse. (SIGHS)
Ted 2
3.4s
I'm curing cancer. I'm cooking your fucking steak. What do you think I'm doing?
Ted 2
3.1s
Well, if you change your mind, here's the address.
Ted 2
1.7s
I put my cell number on there, too.
Ted 2
28.7s
You two still not talking? No. Honest to God, Joy, I don't know how to fix this. I mean, how the hell do you take a broken marriage and make it work again? Well, I'll tell you one way. You have yourselves a baby. A baby? Uh-huh. Look at that. You see them two white niggas over there? (INDISTINCT) Yeah. What? Look at them. They're so happy. Because they got that little baby keeping them together. If they didn't have that baby, they'd just be two sad-ass white niggas waiting for Downtown Abbey to come on.
Ted 2
8.7s
(STUTTERS) Wait, Mr. Brady! Take your goddamn teddy bear with you! (TED YELLS) Holy shit! Perfect spiral! Come on, let's get out of here!
Ted 2
1.7s
No can do, my brother.
Ted 2
1.9s
Stupid idiot.
Ted 2
4.7s
Video? I like Asian teen stuff preferably. There's lube right there. All right, yeah, thanks.
Ted 2
2.7s
What are you talking about? For the sperm.
Ted 2
2.4s
Ted, you're my best friend. I'd do anything for you.
Ted 2
1.4s
(CRACKLING)
Ted 2
25.1s
I won't be able to perform the implantation procedure. Wait, what? Why not? Tami-Lynn, according to your test results, you're no longer fertile. What? Wait, Doc, are you sure about that? I mean, maybe you should check again or something, you know? I'm quite sure. Tami-Lynn, because of your history of excessive drug use your ovarian canal has been somewhat compromised. What are you talking about? It looks fine. Yeah.