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Okay, you ready? Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here it comes. Okay, okay. I'm ready. (JOHN HUMMING) TED: (SINGING) Let's all go to court Let's go make some law now Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Some law now I say we go to court! JOHN: Yes, let's go to court! TED: We're a bunch of assholes who take up a whole hallway with our conversation.

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You better not be messing with me. I swear to God, not messing with you. I think you'd make an awesome mom. Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? I would, like, kick so much ass at mommin'! (CHUCKLES) So what do you say? We all good? Yes! Oh, I love you! I love you so much! Oh, baby, I love you, too! (SMOOCHES)

Ted 2

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Okay? And... And I don't want us to fight like we've been doing the past few months. I don't know, Teddy. Something's got to change, you know? Because I can't do this no more. It's too much. I know, I know, I know. And... And that's why...

Ted 2

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I'm scared, Teddy! I'm really fucking scared of you, you little fucking bear! NEIGHBOR: Shut the fuck up! Oh, for Christ's sake!

Ted 2

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(SINGING) Hey, you lawyer guys You don't know me and Johnny are watching you While we're high That was fucking magic. That felt smooth. That felt really smooth. Oh! So in the pocket.

Ted 2

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And, um, I'm wondering, what do you think Sam Jones would say if I asked him?

Ted 2

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I wanna have a baby.

Ted 2

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Go away, Teddy. Tami, listen, I just wanna talk to you. Okay? Will you just listen to me for one second? Why? So you can give me shit about my clothes? No!Look, I'm sorry about that, okay? I'm sorry. I was an asshole and I didn't mean it. You know, whatever, Teddy. Tami, (SIGHS) listen. I love you.

Ted 2

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Oh, my God, Teddy.

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(FLICKING LIGHTER)

Ted 2

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Your neighbors called, and your air conditioner's making a loud noise so I'm supposed to check out the unit. Uh, okay. Yeah, it's around back. Okay. Um, I just may need a signature in case I got to get some parts, for the billing.

Ted 2

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Shit! What the hell do we do now? (PANTING)

Ted 2

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So what do ya say? You'd really be helping me and Tami out.

Ted 2

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That Sister, Sister marathon ain't gonna watch itself.

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God damn it! (ALARM BLARING) Ah! Oh, shit!

Ted 2

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Uh, not to my knowledge, no.

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And is that enforced by law?

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You want Flash Gordon to father your child? Yeah, I mean, do you think... Would that be weird? Would he be freaked out if I... No, I think he'd be flattered! And plus, your baby will be a fucking superhero! Well, that was the logic I arrived at as well. Yeah, I say do it! All right. I'll shoot him an e-mail right now, and see if I can stop by tonight. You come with me? Sure. All right, great.

Ted 2