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Hey, Sam, how's your boring salad? Mmm, it's actually delicious. Everybody always says that about their salad. They're all a bunch of fucking liars. No, I love it. It's really good. Have some Cookie Crisp. You need something nutritional. Why do you think I want your Cookie Crisp? Because you've been staring at it, and you want it. Hey, what's the deal here? You guys ever gonna make out or what?

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All right. We'll be back tomorrow afternoon. I love you so much, Teddy. You go kick some ass because I am not taking off this wedding ring. I love you too, baby. I'll see you soon.

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MAN: Hey! Where the hell's my coffee? I've been waiting for 1 O minutes. I'm so sorry, sir. I forgot. I'll get it right away. Jesus, you're a waitress, you're not building rockets. Figure it out!

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Come on, put your legs into it.

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All right, let's go.

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That wasn't supposed to happen. That was an accident.

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Uh,yeah.

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Hey,Bennefi!

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This isn't about you, Ted.

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You're really smart, you know that?

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Huh? Oh, Johnny! TAMI-LYNN: Oh, Johnny, it's perfect. Hey, you know, maybe someday, if you wish hard enough, maybe he'll come to life and you guys can do all kinds of drugs together.

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(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING)

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Would be a sweet-ass fucking baby.

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And think how awesome the baby will be.

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(TEMPO INCREASES)

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Oh. How low?

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I'm starving. What the hell are you doing over there?

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Hey, you shut the fuck up! Why don't you come down and make me, tough guy? Yeah, why don't you come up here and make me come down there, tough guy? I am gonna come up there and I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! Yeah, why don't you try it, asshole? Get your ass up here and kick my ass! (SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch! Hey, shut up, lady! Run the fuck back to Russia, you whore! Get the fuck out of here! People are trying to sleep! God damn it! Shut the fuck up!

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