Yeah, Rex is having a house party but I'm surprised John didn't tell you, considering you two have seen each other every single day since you moved out.
Ted
4.9s
Sometimes I think back to that Christmas morning when I was eight years old. I wish I had just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin.
Ted
6.2s
It'll be great when it's furnished. Yeah, and the guy said it ain't hardly had no murders in it. So, that's good.
Ted
5.1s
This is the first time that you've been single in all the years you've worked here.
Ted
5.2s
Woody Harrelson. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man. (BOTH LAUGHING)
Ted
6.1s
Well, you know, I don't have to be at work for another 20 minutes.
Ted
2.9s
If you can cover for me, I'm cool with all that other shit.
Ted
1.2s
Stay with them.
Ted
1.2s
(GROANS)
Ted
11.3s
This is Wade Boggs' autographed bat. I just barely outbid Phil Donahue for that at auction. Wow, cool. Yeah, cool. These boxing gloves were worn by Joe Louis in his first fight.
Ted
12s
Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? (IN BOSTON ACCENT) Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm going to stuff my fucking face with Pepperidge Farm!
Ted
8.7s
Lori was right about you. You cannot take responsibility for anything that goes on in your life. Oh, and you can? I don't have to. I'm a fucking teddy bear.
Ted
5s
I'll be back in 30 minutes tops, okay? But Lori cannot find out. She absolutely cannot know I was gone.
Ted
2.8s
Do I need to wash my hands before I play this game?
