(GRUNTS) I couldn't find any cans, but I got to tell you, there's some awesome shit in that barn. Take a look at this. I found a cowboy hat and a rifle and a guitar. Hey, be careful with that, huh. No, it's okay. It's not loaded.
Ted 2
8s
Look, I don't know what kind of mojo was in that wish you made when you were a child, but this bear is alive.
Ted 2
10.9s
No, he's not my property. He's a person. He's way more of a person than lots of other people. I mean, fucking Steven Tyler? What the fuck is that? Some kind of weird soccer-mom-looking Goonie monster? Your Honor? I'll allow it.
Ted 2
4.7s
Oh, what do you mean? My parents got him for me when I was a kid. A-ha. They "got him."
Ted 2
2.1s
(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS)
Ted 2
1.6s
(LAUGHTER)
Ted 2
7.8s
Are you sure you can get him? Remember, you're on your own out there. Hasbro can have no connection to this. Oh, I'll get him.
Ted 2
1.4s
Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
6.8s
It's totally potent. I've only had it once in my life and it was one of the best highs I ever had. What the hell is a leaf of this stuff doing out in the middle of a...
Ted 2
3.9s
What the fuck? Well, Sam, it's been 2O minutes. You wanna take over'?
Ted 2
1.8s
It's so beautiful.
Ted 2
1.2s
What the hell?
Ted 2
22.3s
Hey, we've been fighting right alongside you the whole way. And remember, you're the one who's been pushing me to get back on the horse. I finally meet someone and you're giving me shit for it? Oh, no, you're right. No, Johnny, it's fine. You're right, it's fine. It's totally fine. I got no job, no marriage and no life! But you have fun porking Gollum here, while I'm left with shit! Ted! Who's Gollum? She's a model. Ted, come back! Leave me alone! JOHN: Ted! SAMANTHA: Ted!
Ted 2
3.6s
Nonetheless, I wish you all the best in your efforts.
Ted 2
4.2s
And from what I know about you, at one point in your career that would've been enough.
Ted 2
4.9s
Especially that song they sing at the Red Sox games.
