Ms. Jackson? Mr. Meighan will see you now. Oh, okay. Thank you.
Ted 2
6s
And not because some of you might laugh at the fact that I'm representing a teddy bear. (SOFT LAUGHTER)
Ted 2
1.3s
Jusflce.
Ted 2
2.5s
That's a hard sell, even for me.
Ted 2
6.5s
Hey, what's going on? What are you doing here? (SIGHS) I just feel at home among the outcasts. What are you guys doing here?
Ted 2
1.4s
(BOTHLAUGH)
Ted 2
1.4s
Are you Ted?
Ted 2
5s
It is the same beast, just wearing a different face, and it's happening again today.
Ted 2
7.5s
The bear products are affixed with an electronic device in the chest which can be programmed to say any one of five phrases.
Ted 2
2.6s
And I don't think I ought to be treated any different.
Ted 2
1.7s
Capable of love.
Ted 2
9.7s
Um, 'm the case of Ted v. The Commonwealth of Massachusetts, we, the jury, find for the Commonwealth in that Ted is not a person.
Ted 2
33.6s
(SINGING) If you wanna sit there with a pie of meat Just fuck your own brother in the front seat Oh, why can't you just say please? Hey! Must be the money Hey, Sam, why do you have a duffel bag that says "Arizona State"? Because that's where I went to school. What, you went to Arizona State? Yeah, why? Oh, man, that's why we lost the case. Hello? You're dicks. Arizona State. Hey, how many times you been fucked on a houseboat? (LAUGHING) (LAUGHING) Oh, come on. Did you write your dissertation on the collected works of, uh, Red Bull? Yeah. Yeah, I did. I got an A on it.
