Thirty years ago, a little boy named John Bennett made a wish that his teddy bear would come to life. Somehow, one of our Hasbro bears... Yes, I'm aware of the story.
Ted 2
1.9s
Yeah, I suppose that's true.
Ted 2
22.1s
Mr. Jessup, we could take him back, with only a trivial degree of legal consequence if we were even caught. And why would we do this? Sir, if we could cut him open to see what makes him tick, we could manufacture millions of Teds for every child in the world. Hasbro would double its profits overnight.
Ted 2
6.9s
And no matter how many of you smart-ass Harvard lawyers try to keep him down, you're not gonna change that. Not in our eyes. Ted is real.
Ted 2
1.5s
I'm alive.
Ted 2
1.9s
What defines property?
Ted 2
3.1s
So, shall we get started?
Ted 2
1.4s
I will.
Ted 2
11.2s
What is it, Danny? Uh, Donny, sir. Well, Donny, I'm extremely busy with the Comic Con presentation... I'm told that you have an open-door policy here at Hasbro for new toy ideas from any and all employees?
Ted 2
2.9s
Do you understand? (WHISPERS) Yes, I do.
Ted 2
21.7s
SAMANTHA: That was such a good dinner, Tami-Lynn. I've never had Pringles on my steak before. Oh, it's my pleasure. It's the least I can do with all you're doing for us. Really. Oh, I haven't done anything yet. Well, you know, we wanted to take you out to dinner, but, uh, (SIGHS) all we got is Tami's income these days since nobody will hire me. Things are getting really tight, huh? Yeah, I've had to do some things I'm not proud of.
Ted 2
8.9s
Oh, it's nothing. That's his way of saying I should ask you out. Ah. Uh, yeah, look... We should probably focus our attention on the case for now. I completely agree.
Ted 2
7.9s
Wow. Hey, listen, lgotanidea. Uh, Tami, what do you say you and me go do the dishes and give Sam and Diane here some alone time, eh'?
Ted 2
2.6s
Hey, you go pull a bad back, bitch!
Ted 2
2.2s
I need Shep Wild.
Ted 2
3.5s
But let's make one thing clear. We never had this conversation.
Ted 2
1.7s
Oh, we're betting on you.
Ted 2
11.7s
I love you so much. And I swear to God, if we lose, I'm gonna fucking cut thatjudge. Wait a minute. You brought your switchblade? Yeah. But they patted us down on the way in here. Where'd you even hide it? Oh!
