I'm sorry, little guy, but my bear isn't for sale. See, I've had him since I was about your age. He's very, very special to me. Stand up straight when you're talking to me.
Ted
1.3s
Thanks for coming by.
Ted
9s
Just go out with me one time. And if you're miserable and you hate it then I promise I will never even hint at the subject again.
Ted
5.6s
I don't understand why you keep putting up with him. Yeah, I mean, the guy's 35, and he's working for a rental car service.
Ted
7.2s
You know, you had no business being out on that dance floor, but I'm really happy that you were. (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
4.1s
See, that's why I watch these things. That's like a cool behind-the-scenes thing that you wouldn't know.
Ted
3.2s
(SIGHS) It doesn't feel like four years, does it?
Ted
2.5s
I'm so sorry.
Ted
2.9s
No. It's fine.
Ted
1.4s
John“.
Ted
1.2s
Oh.
Ted
7.5s
I got your back on this. She won't know. I've been there. All right, this is one man to another. I don't really know you, but I'm trusting you, as a man. This is serious.
Ted
4.3s
All right, here's your keys, your rental agreement, complimentary map of Boston.
Ted
5.7s
Thanks so much for coming. My daughter better be alive, you sick son of a bitch.
