But it's got to be yogurt, 'cause I got the pageant comin' up. Oh, I finally know what song I'm gonna sing for talent. What song? Umbrella by Rihanna. When Rihanna sings Umbrella, she's not really singing about a rain umbrella, she's really singing about her vagina. It's code. Who told you that? Everybody.
Logan Lucky
2.8s
Well, when was the last time you had a tetanus shot?
Logan Lucky
5.7s
I thought you were goin' as Rihanna. Daddy, it's not Halloween. I'm not goin' as Rihanna.
Logan Lucky
1.7s
So, Mellie...
Logan Lucky
8s
I still got two other categories to compete in, Denim Wear and Glitz. For Glitz, I need this hair. All right.
Logan Lucky
5s
How about he bounce a damn ball on his nose for you next, like a trained seal?
Logan Lucky
2.8s
Looks like you coulda used a couple of stitches.
Logan Lucky
15s
Of course for me, it was all about the uniforms. Their jerseys are the most striking shade of purple. Purple. Yes. Purple and gold. Royal colors. Yeah, I got off early, so I figured I'd take Sadie on over to her dance thing, so you didn't have to drive her.
Logan Lucky
1.3s
It did.
Logan Lucky
6.5s
Well, I like the song, too, but I don't really think it'll work for the pageant. Pliers.
Logan Lucky
1.8s
Here's to staying a while.
Logan Lucky
8.8s
Oh, shoot. Sorry about that. Another Especial for the lady? Yeah. I missed out on the toast. You know they say it's bad luck to toast with an empty glass.
Logan Lucky
5.7s
That the wrong answer? There are no wrong answers when you're talkin' to a healthcare professional.
Logan Lucky
2.2s
I didn't know that reindeer made ice cream.
Logan Lucky
4.3s
I even know the when to do it. June 4th, the Grocery Castle Auto Show.
