What I meant to say was Ted's very handsome so I'm always interested in meeting the lady that can snatch him up.
Ted
3.8s
(LAUGHS) I'm just kidding you. I thought it would be funny if you thought I was fucking retarded.
Ted
2.1s
Really? Yeah, many times.
Ted
1.4s
(SINGING)
Ted
8.5s
That's the new checkout girl. Don't know her name. Seems cute. Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.
Ted
1.4s
Lori.
Ted
2.3s
John, it's almost 10:00.
Ted
2.9s
Even more than me.
Ted
1.3s
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
Ted
3.2s
Come on. We're going to the Hatch Shell.
Ted
1.2s
Fuck, man!
Ted
2s
JOHN: It should be right here, somewhere.
Ted
1.2s
What?
Ted
8.2s
What do you mean? What kind of trouble? They got me. That freaky guy from the park, and that kid who I think is his son, but may also be his lover, I don't know. Whoa, whoa, slow down. Where are you?
