You better not be messing with me. I swear to God, not messing with you. I think you'd make an awesome mom. Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? I would, like, kick so much ass at mommin'! (CHUCKLES) So what do you say? We all good? Yes! Oh, I love you! I love you so much! Oh, baby, I love you, too! (SMOOCHES)
Ted 2
5.3s
I need a full report on all the placement of our merchandise. Contact Bob Jennings atJavHs“.
Ted 2
11.5s
Dude, have you seen the guys in Boston? I'm supposed to date some pale, blotchy guy with a wife-beater under his Bruins jacket and a shamrock tattoo on his calf? Nope. Yeah. (CHUCKLES) That's so dumb.
Ted 2
2s
Johnny, wake up.
Ted 2
3.9s
Just a regular old teddy bear. I won't be any fun then, will I?
Ted 2
1.7s
Clubber Lang.
Ted 2
10s
Your neighbors called, and your air conditioner's making a loud noise so I'm supposed to check out the unit. Uh, okay. Yeah, it's around back. Okay. Um, I just may need a signature in case I got to get some parts, for the billing.
Ted 2
1.2s
(SIGHS)
Ted 2
8.7s
No, it's this new strain my dealer gave me called "Help Me Get Home." You know, I'm surprised a lawyer like you gets high. I mean, aren't you supposed to be fighting the War on Drugs and all that shit?
Ted 2
22.2s
Okay, you ready? Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here it comes. Okay, okay. I'm ready. (JOHN HUMMING) TED: (SINGING) Let's all go to court Let's go make some law now Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Some law now I say we go to court! JOHN: Yes, let's go to court! TED: We're a bunch of assholes who take up a whole hallway with our conversation.
Ted 2
7.3s
Yes, I remember it. Should we say it just for safety? No, that's not necessary. Say it. Just say it. Say it. I don't want to. I don't have to. Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
1.4s
You ever bring chicks up here?
Ted 2
6.5s
I'm scared, Teddy! I'm really fucking scared of you, you little fucking bear! NEIGHBOR: Shut the fuck up! Oh, for Christ's sake!
