Somebody help! Oh, my God, John! John? Johnny? Hello? There's something happening. Mr. Bennett?
Ted 2
1.2s
(SNIFFLES)
Ted 2
15.2s
(STUTTERS) Hey, listen, Sam, I'm real sorry. That barn just came out of nowhere. No, no, it's my fault. I... I, uh... I should never have let you drive. Yeah. You were wrong. You were wrong to do that. Yeah. But that and the trial are the only two things you fucked up. So, uh...
Ted 2
1.2s
Sorry, bro.
Ted 2
6.8s
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna havetolet you go. What? Why? I've been busting my ass at this job for three years!
Ted 2
8.2s
Uh, it's been discussed, but do you mind if I ask how old you are? I'm 26. Ah.
Ted 2
1.7s
(LIP-SYNCHING TO SONG)
Ted 2
4.5s
No words. (SNIFFLES) They should've sent a poet.
Ted 2
2.7s
(HORN HONKS) (SCREAMS) Don't let the goose get me!
Ted 2
2.1s
They do move in herds.
Ted 2
2.3s
At least you figured it out early.
Ted 2
8s
Ted, do you love your wife? Objection. She's not his wife. The marriage was annulled. I'll rephrase.
Ted 2
2.9s
TED: No, no, that's not gonna work. You need two of them. You got to scoop one into the other.
Ted 2
2.3s
Don't wait too long to be right.
Ted 2
7.1s
I noticed you always use urinal four, so I put fresh cakes in there for you. You're an important man. You should never have to smell pee.
Ted 2
7.9s
Hey. I just got off work and heard your message. Is that for real? Did they actually tell you that? Yeah, it's unbelievable. "Property." They said I'm property.
