Seth MacFarlane 2010 Clear all

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No, make sure you have all the updated information on our Comic Con placement. This has to be the biggest, most impressive rollout at the convention. Morning, Mr. Jessup.

Ted 2

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No, not once, not ever. When I saw this, I threw up. Almost quit medicine.

Ted 2

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Excuse me, Doctor, your wife's on the phone. She said it's an emergency.

Ted 2

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(GASPS) Sweet God and baby Jesus. (BREATHES SHAKILY) And that's at rest.

Ted 2

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You know what this is? It's Super Lemon Haze. It's a really rare strain. It's a cross between Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze.

Ted 2

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I can't see shit in there. We're gonna have to wait till tomorrow to get the oar out.

Ted 2

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Ah! Ah! Shit, shit, shit!

Ted 2

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It's so good to see you, Ted.

Ted 2

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Ms. Mc:Cafferty, you and Ted recently considered adopting a child. Is that correct?

Ted 2

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Why am I nervous? Um...

Ted 2

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It's a gift from God bestowed upon only one species.

Ted 2

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That is why we've been working so hard. That's Shep Wild. It's our bad luck they put him on the trial.

Ted 2

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Uh, all of our holdings are tied up in the railroads. Yeah, Reading Railroad, 5&0 Railroad, Pennsylvania Railroad. We're working on Short Line. Urn, I own Atlantic Avenue and Marvin Gardens. And I own four houses on Baltic Ave. I was thinking about just tearing them down and building a hotel. I won second prize in a beauty contest. That's $50 right there. Are you guys just saying Monopoly stuff?

Ted 2

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Tell you what, I'm gonna go drive around the blook, and I'll be back with $200. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. My niece recently passed her bar exam and I've hired her on as a junior associate here at the firm. I could assign her to your case, pro bono. And then you would get a hungry, young attorney and I would get a more experienced lawyer in return.

Ted 2

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What? In the urinals, sir.

Ted 2

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It's been some time, hasn't it?

Ted 2

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(STAMMERS) Oh. I don't mean this. I meant, like, a regular drink. I have a boyfriend.

Ted 2

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(LAUGHS) It's so stupid. Here, try it. Uh, no. Why? I don't wanna put a big glass cock in my mouth. Oh, you think this is big? (LAUGHS) Johnny, you walked right into that one, pal. This is all I brought. How about this? I'm gonna go check out the barn and I'm gonna see if I can find a soda can or something for us to make an actual bong. Yeah, see if you can make a non-dick bong.

Ted 2