Your Honor, I'd like to call Ted Clubber Lang to the stand. Yes!
Ted 2
2.5s
Ted, you're special.
Ted 2
1.9s
Hey, watch that floor. Comes up fast, man.
Ted 2
1.8s
Okay, well, good talk.
Ted 2
1.3s
(YELLS)
Ted 2
7.5s
See, the important thing about being human is making a contribution to society. Assisting in the betterment of your race.
Ted 2
4.5s
Mr. Bennett, when and where did you first encounter Ted?
Ted 2
6s
And what is that stuffing made of? A synthetic cotton-poly blend. Is there anything else in there?
Ted 2
12.3s
Yes, you did, you fucking liar. Hey, we just ran into your buddy Ted. Ted? Where is he? He got a little wasted, so these two dudes took him out back to sober up. Did you see which way they went? Yeah, yeah. Baok hallway, past the photo booth. Come on!
