TED: Down here. Not looking up your towel. Swear to God. Not looking up your towel. Not looking at your funny business. Ted, what are you doing here?
Ted
1.5s
Listen.
Ted
1.7s
There we go.
Ted
1.5s
I need to talk to you.
Ted
2.6s
I don't think so. I'm...
Ted
10.2s
You know, Robert and I could give you a very, very good home. Yeah, I'm pretty happy where I am. I just got a shitty new apartment... I can offer you $6,000 in rail road bonds.
Ted
2.1s
Hey there, fella. How are you?
Ted
3.1s
(SIGHS) She's making you do it, isn't she?
Ted
1.2s
What do you mean?
Ted
6.9s
Rex, I don't think it's smart. I'm an asshole, I know that. It worked for me in high school, and it's been a reflex ever since.
Ted
9.6s
Ted, you've arrived at a lucky time. It's almost Robert's play hour. Yeah, I'm guessing you guys don't have a PS3. I'm guessing you're more of a "wooden horse with a wig" kind of family.
Ted
9.2s
What the hell? Hey, man, you think you can open more than one register? There's, like, 1,000 people here. There's supposed to be three registers open. For God's sakes.
Ted
2.3s
John, wait. Listen.
Ted
15.4s
Lori, the worst that can happen is that you go on a fun, casual date with a guy who just wants a chance to prove that he can be something more than a jerk. Plus, you are a huge catch. And it's about time someone treated you that way.
Ted
3.2s
I'm gonna dock you for dinging the car and for showing up late today, all right?
