Okay, that was perfect. Would you like me to wrap your leftovers? No, I'm good. Thank you. Actually, could you wrap just this up for me? I want to scare the shit out of somebody. Sure.
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No. That's a weird fucking question. No, just start counting.
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1.4s
Lori.
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1.4s
(GRUNTING)
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13.9s
You know something? I didn't tie you up and drag you to that party. I wanted you to come because you're supposedly my best friend. You can't stand there and tell me that you haven't always seen Lori as a threat to our friendship. It works out so much better for you when you and I are getting fucked up on the couch at 9:00 a.m., doesn't it?
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1.7s
Really? 'Cause that's not what I heard.
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2.4s
(GROANS) (COUGHS)
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1.2s
Sam, let him go.
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2.9s
No. It's fine.
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15.2s
(SINGING) All I wanted was a sweet distraction For an hour or two Had no intention to do Still better than Katy Perry.
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1.2s
(THUNDER CRASHING)
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3.2s
You're asking me out a week after I broke up with somebody?
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2.7s
There's no putting things right. She fucking hates me.
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1.2s
YOU did it.
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6.2s
And, you'll see, he'll never be scared of thunder again.
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11.5s
Oh, yeah. Yeah, we were playing truth or dare and Cherene's pretty ballsy. There is a shit on my floor! "Or is the floor on the shit?" is what Kierkegaard would say.
