A-E-I-O-U See? There, proof. Garfield's eyes look like a pair of tits. You were right. If you can punch through this wall, you really are Flash Gordon. Are you going to do it? I'm going to punch through it. Come on, Sam, do it! Do it!
Ted
7.5s
I know. And we'll hang out all the time, right? All the time. Fuck it. Bring it in. Come here. Bring it in, you bastard. Come on.
Ted
1.9s
Is he all mine, Daddy?
Ted
1.3s
TED: Whoa!
Ted
5s
I'll be back in 30 minutes tops, okay? But Lori cannot find out. She absolutely cannot know I was gone.
Ted
2s
It just seems kind of gay, doesn't it?
Ted
1.7s
Oh, shit, hang on a second.
Ted
1.2s
Shit!
Ted
8.6s
We were together for eight months, and I really loved him. And then he got deported back to Iran, so I know what you're going through.
Ted
4.5s
Let me ask you something. You don't think she's going to be expecting something big, do you?
Ted
6.3s
And I asked my dad if I could have a magical little teddy bear, too. And he said, "No."
Ted
2.7s
Oh. Check this out.
Ted
1.4s
(SCREAMING IN PAIN)
Ted
1.5s
Sorry.
Ted
11.5s
Up the dog's ass, right? Yeah, up the dog's, not the fireman's ass. I thought the fireman stuck his own finger up his own ass. No, I don't think a firefighter would do that. Go, take care of it. Let me know how she is. Thank you. Go.
Ted
9s
Just go out with me one time. And if you're miserable and you hate it then I promise I will never even hint at the subject again.
