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No. That's a weird fucking question. No, just start counting.

Ted

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I just farted. That was a man fart. (GIGGLES)

Ted

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Thunder buddies for life.

Ted

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(SIGHS)

Ted

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You know something? I didn't tie you up and drag you to that party. I wanted you to come because you're supposedly my best friend. You can't stand there and tell me that you haven't always seen Lori as a threat to our friendship. It works out so much better for you when you and I are getting fucked up on the couch at 9:00 a.m., doesn't it?

Ted

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You would? I sure would. Is that cannibalism? No, I think it's only cannibalism if you swallow. Oh, yeah, no! Don't worry about that, because I don't swallow.

Ted

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These were John Lennon's glasses. They're worth, like, a million dollars. That's me and Tom Skerritt.

Ted

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Did you... Did you just talk? Don't look so surprised. You're the one who wished for it, aren't you?

Ted

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So you think you got what it takes? I'll tell you what I got. Your wife's pussy on my breath.

Ted

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Go. Take Columbus to Herald and get on the expressway.

Ted

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Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man. What happened?

Ted

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Whoa, whoa! Stop, stop! That's them, turn around!

Ted

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I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.

Ted

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I hear the fat kid running. I hear the fat kid running. I bet it's hilarious. Let me out of here! I am a citizen of the United States of America and I have rights! (GRUNTS)

Ted

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I know. And we'll hang out all the time, right? All the time. Fuck it. Bring it in. Come here. Bring it in, you bastard. Come on.

Ted

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All right, Kareem! (GLASS SHATTERING) Ah! You suck, Kareem.

Ted

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What is it? 'Cause it sounds negative. No, no, it's from The Notebook.

Ted

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Oh, I'm okay. If I get raped, it'll be my fault for what I'm wearing.

Ted