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(SINGING) Oh, my little sixpence My pretty little sixpence Stop it. Knock it off. I love my sixpence Better than my life Stop it! Fuck! Why you got to take it to that place? You took it to a very... Now it's real. Now it's a real thing. Come on. Take it easy. All right, look, let's just find a better place to get stoned.

Ted

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Wait, was it any one of those names with a "Lynn" after it? Yes. I got you, motherfucker. I got you. Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn, Channing... Tami-Lynn. Fuck!

Ted

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Back off, Susan Boyle!

Ted

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(THUNDER CRASHING) (SCREAMS)

Ted

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I got to go.

Ted

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That's the new checkout girl. Don't know her name. Seems cute. Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.

Ted

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What I meant to say was Ted's very handsome so I'm always interested in meeting the lady that can snatch him up.

Ted

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Isn't love enough? I submit that love is enough.

Ted

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(SINGING)

Ted

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You know, you had no business being out on that dance floor, but I'm really happy that you were. (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

Ted

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Check this out. That's me on the high school diving team. We dove the shit out of that pool that year.

Ted

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Dude, one man to another. I got you on this. Thank you. I'll be back.

Ted

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You know, Lori, someday, there's going to be a ring in there.

Ted

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I'll help you get on your feet out there, I promise.

Ted

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Wow. Goddamn right, "Wow."

Ted

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(SIGHS) It doesn't feel like four years, does it?

Ted

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Lori and I may just need a little space right now.

Ted

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Than falling...

Ted