Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.
Ted
3.7s
She's the most important... (COUGHING)
Ted
1.2s
Shit! Yes!
Ted
2.7s
You're just like the Baby Jesus.
Ted
1.2s
(LAUGHING)
Ted
14.7s
NARRATOR: But through all the fame, Teddy never forgot his very best friend, John. The thunder can't get us, right? Nope, we're thunder buddies, and the thunder knows it. We're totally safe. (THUNDER RUMBLING)
Ted
5.8s
Ted! I'm alive, Johnny! Oh, my God! I'm alive. Your magical wish worked!
Ted
4.9s
Johnny. You're going to be okay, buddy. Do you understand? You're going to be fine.
Ted
1.4s
(STAMMERS)
Ted
3s
WOMAN: Good morning, Lori. Good morning.
Ted
7.1s
Uh... Hi, my name is John Bennett, and this is for Lori Collins.
Ted
29.1s
Jesus Christ! What the fuck, man? Sorry. Look, Johnny, I know you're pissed, all right? But just listen to me for five seconds. I saw Lori leaving the apartment with Rex. What? I'm serious, John. I went over to talk to her and maybe take some of the heat off you. And there he was, picking her up. They were going to the Hatch Shell. You're fucking unbelievable, you know that? How stupid do you think I am? If you think that by making shit like that up you're going to make me choose some kind of loyalty to you over her you're out of your fucking mind. Johnny, it's the truth, I'm telling you. You know what? Get out of here.
Ted
13.5s
He knows he screwed up huge but you've got to believe me it wasn't all his fault. I told him to bail on you that night at Rex's and he said, "No." He said "no," he was going to stay there with you, and I twisted his arm, Lori.
Ted
1.3s
Thanks for coming by.
Ted
1.2s
(SIGHS)
Ted
12.2s
(SIGHS) Okay. You okay there, sweetheart? (GRUNTS) You look a little flustered. I'm fine, I'm fine, I just didn't have time for breakfast and the garage was full, oh, and that's right, my boyfriend can't sleep through a thunderstorm without his teddy bear.
Ted
8.2s
I'm sorry, little guy, but my bear isn't for sale. See, I've had him since I was about your age. He's very, very special to me. Stand up straight when you're talking to me.
Ted
4s
Thank you very much, please come again. We have a lot more groceries.
