I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.
Ted
2.9s
Even more than me.
Ted
12s
Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? (IN BOSTON ACCENT) Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm going to stuff my fucking face with Pepperidge Farm!
Ted
2.2s
It's okay, I'll drive you. I feel fine.
Ted
2.6s
I don't think so. I'm...
Ted
1.2s
I'm in trouble.
Ted
2.2s
I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.
Ted
8.5s
Fuck! Shit. Oh, man! TED: Johnny, I'm sorry, man. That car just came out of nowhere. God, is it bad?
Ted
1.5s
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
Ted
1.2s
What do you mean?
Ted
8.8s
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot. No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl. They're not that bad. See, the fact that you have to say they're not that bad means that they are that bad.
