I want us to keep talking because I think that maybe... (CELL PHONE RINGING) Go ahead. Whoever this is, it's not a good time. John, it's me. Can you hear me?
Ted
3.2s
You're asking me out a week after I broke up with somebody?
Ted
1.9s
Fucking stop! Fuck!
Ted
1.4s
(ZAPPING) (LAUGHING)
Ted
2.3s
TED: Let me out of here, you crazy bastard!
Ted
2.2s
Oh, my God! He's going to jump! Get closer.
Ted
1.7s
Robert, seatbelt.
Ted
1.2s
Stay with them.
Ted
1.3s
Oh, shit!
Ted
1.2s
Go! Go!Go!
Ted
1.5s
Trust me. I love you.
Ted
4.5s
Lori, will you marry me?
Ted
1.8s
It's a miracle.
Ted
6.4s
JOHN'S MOM: Listen to your father! Come here! Helen, get my gun. Dad, no! Is it a hugging gun? Helen, get my gun, and call the police!
Ted
8.4s
NARRATOR: And that's the story of how one magical wish forever changed the lives of three very special friends.
