Hey, Johnny, how about a beer? A couple of Charles Brew-kowskis? Couple of Brew-stoyevskis? Maybe a Mike Brew-gaslowski? Perhaps a Tedy Brew-ski? That's a good one. You know what, I think I, too, want a Martina Navrati-brewski. No, that doesn't work. Don't ruin it. No. Bullshit! That totally works. TED: No, no. Yeah, it does. It doesn't work. The name has to have a "ski" at the end of it and you just put "brewski" at the end of "Martina Navratilova," so... I just thought we were saying funny names. No, it has to have a "ski" at the end of it. Otherwise, where's the challenge? If there's no "ski" at the end of the root word then we would just be idiots saying nonsense.
Ted
4.4s
I made you out to be a hero. You know what, John, we asked Ted to move out so we can give ourselves a chance without him.
Ted
4.9s
You know, this place looks great. Thanks, man, it's all IKEA. Did the whole place for $47.
Ted
5.1s
So you think you got what it takes? I'll tell you what I got. Your wife's pussy on my breath.
Ted
4s
Oh, I'm okay. If I get raped, it'll be my fault for what I'm wearing.
Ted
3.4s
No. That's a weird fucking question. No, just start counting.
Ted
2.7s
God, there are some fucked-up fish out there.
Ted
9.5s
You would? I sure would. Is that cannibalism? No, I think it's only cannibalism if you swallow. Oh, yeah, no! Don't worry about that, because I don't swallow.
Ted
1.4s
Hey.
Ted
6s
What? Do you know what just happened? Do you have any clue? My fucking life just ended!
Ted
2.1s
Go. Take Columbus to Herald and get on the expressway.
Ted
4.1s
What is it? 'Cause it sounds negative. No, no, it's from The Notebook.
Ted
3.5s
You know, your boss called this morning asking me how my arm was.
Ted
2.4s
Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man. What happened?
