Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.
Ted
2.9s
Listen, John and I may have our problems, but at least he tried.
Ted
1.2s
Ah!
Ted
16.2s
A-E-I-O-U See? There, proof. Garfield's eyes look like a pair of tits. You were right. If you can punch through this wall, you really are Flash Gordon. Are you going to do it? I'm going to punch through it. Come on, Sam, do it! Do it!
Ted
7.8s
Well, here I am. You mean, we get to be best friends for real? For real. Forever and ever?
Ted
2.4s
(SCREAMING) (DISHES SHATTERING) Jesus H. Fuck!
Ted
1.3s
(TED GRUNTING)
Ted
1.2s
Wait a second.
Ted
2.7s
It's a Christmas miracle.
Ted
1.2s
(LAUGHING)
Ted
8.5s
And I want you to know that, after last night I don't ever want to lose anyone who matters to me ever again. I'm not going to wait any longer for my life to start.
Ted
4.4s
I made you out to be a hero. You know what, John, we asked Ted to move out so we can give ourselves a chance without him.
Ted
4.9s
You know, this place looks great. Thanks, man, it's all IKEA. Did the whole place for $47.
