Hey, it must be weird for you guys, having a doll up here on the stand with no kid pointing to where his uncle touched him, huh? (CHUCKLES) Yeah, no, yeah, no. Yeah, lam capable. I love a lot of stuff. Yeah.
Ted 2
3.7s
So what do you say? Can you get me my life back? (BUBBLING)
Ted 2
13s
TED: Oh! Oh, fuck! Oh, my God! Fuck!Fuck! Oh, my God! It's in my eyes! I'm blinking it in! (GAGGING) You got to fucking help me! Oh, my God! It's in my fucking mouth! Hang on. I got to post this on Facebook. No! (CAMERA CLICKS)
Ted 2
2.4s
(TIRES SCREECHING) (HORN HONKING)
Ted 2
1.5s
(TED GRUNTING)
Ted 2
3.2s
I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice.
Ted 2
8.7s
No, it's this new strain my dealer gave me called "Help Me Get Home." You know, I'm surprised a lawyer like you gets high. I mean, aren't you supposed to be fighting the War on Drugs and all that shit?
Ted 2
1.4s
You ever bring chicks up here?
Ted 2
1.5s
(INAUDIBLE)
Ted 2
1.7s
(INHALING)
Ted 2
3.7s
So you're saying you are capable of feeling love.
Ted 2
7.7s
There you go! Nice job! Jesus. So, listen, I got to ask. Was it just kissing last night? Or was there finger stuff?
Ted 2
1.4s
How come you don't have a guy?
Ted 2
1.7s
(BROADWAY MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted 2
5.2s
"John Bennett." Hi. Right this way. I'll show you where to deposit your specimen.
Ted 2
5.9s
(CAMERA CLICKS) Oh, what the fuck? What are you doing? Hashtag "My amazing summer."
