No, asshole, he ain't got a dick because he's a fucking toy! What's your excuse? Whoa-ho! Take a burn! Yeah! How's your tongue taste in your own ass, Poindexter? Yeah! How'd you... What? (GAVEL BANGS) Order!
Ted 2
1.5s
I'm so sorry, baby.
Ted 2
2.3s
Let's try to keep your boyfriend under control here, yeah?
Ted 2
4.5s
No words. (SNIFFLES) They should've sent a poet.
Ted 2
2.6s
God damn it, thatundenuear had shit on it!
Ted 2
1.2s
Hey.
Ted 2
4.4s
You could change your relationship status from "single" to "it's complicated."
Ted 2
7.4s
The only problem is I don't know how my life works without you.
Ted 2
3.2s
Holy shit! You should have seen your fucking face!
Ted 2
3.3s
You asshole! You think this shit is funny?
Ted 2
1.4s
Johnny.
Ted 2
2.7s
TED: It was him! The guy dressed like the Ninja Turtle!
Ted 2
1.3s
Ted!
Ted 2
6.6s
No, she wasn't. She was giving you the fuck-me eyes. What are the fuck-me eyes? Some women just have fuck-me eyes.
Ted 2
3.9s
Besides, I've been kicked around a lot this week. I just...
