Johnny, please, just help me do this. Okay? He's the only guy in the world whose sperm is even close to Flash Gordon's. Ted, it's insane. We could get in a lot of trouble. But not if nobody finds out. Look, look, John, John. We sneak into his house, jerk him off in his sleep and sneak out with the sperm. It'll be easy!
Ted 2
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Just a regular old teddy bear. I won't be any fun then, will I?
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
Ted 2
1.6s
Thank you, Your Honor.
Ted 2
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There's another issue, and,honesHy, it's the more serious one. I was reluctant to bring it up because it's a little awkward.
Ted 2
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Teddy, I'm scared. Baby, we're gonna be fine. I don't care what any fucking piece of paper says. You're my wife.
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In those images, Ted exhibits all of the remaining qualities of personhood.
Ted 2
2.9s
You mean it? I certainly do.
Ted 2
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(CROWD MURMUR)
Ted 2
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I'm listening.
Ted 2
3.2s
Look, I'm not a scientist, okay?
Ted 2
3.7s
VVeH,notbecause I'm a junior attorney arguing her first case.
