Mr. Meighan, this is such an honor. Thank you so much for meeting with us. Not at all. It's my pleasure. Please, sit down. Oh, this office is fucking awesome. Yeah, totally. Hey, hey.
Ted 2
2.9s
And, uh, I won't be followed?
Ted 2
4.5s
I am not an animal!
Ted 2
1.6s
He lost.
Ted 2
13.8s
One. Qne? Yeah, little fella's having his own I Am Legend in my nut sack. Oh. Can we have that one? No! Gonna need it for protein if I ever get lost at sea. Come on, guys. I mean, are we done here? I got to go.
Ted 2
7.5s
(SHOUTS) The boxing... You've never seen Rocky? She's not serious. You've never seen Rocky? You know... (IMITATING ROCKY SOUNDTRACK)
Ted 2
21.1s
(SINGING) Hands touching hands Reaching out Touching me, touching you Sweet Caroline Bah,bah,bah! Fuck!
Ted 2
1.8s
Hey, when I'm done here, how about a drink?
Ted 2
2.1s
What do you mean? I mean, we get a lawyer.
Ted 2
2.4s
Man, it's a goddamn party here today.
Ted 2
1.2s
Is that correct?
Ted 2
18.5s
Please, the VVar on Drugs is a joke. It's just a way for the government to inflate law enforcement budgets and lock up minorities for no good legal reason. And you, my friend, are an oppressed minority. Yeah. No shit. They've denied you the same rights s everybody else just because you're different, and I say that's a violation of the Constitution.
Ted 2
19.5s
Oh, my God, Teddy! (STUTTERS) What? What's wrong? Look at this. (SOBBING) "Dear Ted, "the state of Massachusetts regrets to inform you "that due to an oversight regarding your legal status "your marriage to Tami-Lynn McCafferty is unrecognized by the state "and, therefore, invalid and hereby annulled."
Ted 2
14.2s
You fucking believe that? No. This is insane. I mean, Tami's the woman I love. You know, I never would even have tried to adopt a dog if I had known it was gonna cause me this kind of shit storm. This whole thing is complete bullshit. I mean, if you ask me, we got to fight it.
Ted 2
8.1s
Well, everybody says you're the best in town. Listen, your case is not gonna be cheap. What is your financial situation?
Ted 2
5.5s
Uh, about a mile-and-a-half. Fuck, okay. Hey, it's okay. One foot in front of the other.
