Oh, my God! So you're Sam L. Jackson! (LAUGHS) That's fucking great! Just like Sam L. Jackson! Who is that? You ever seen any movie ever? He's the black guy.
Ted 2
12.3s
Hi. You Okay? Yeah! I'm fine. You must be Ted. Yeah. Uh, I'm Ted, this is my buddy, John. Hi. Um, my uncle says that you guys are my first clients.
Ted 2
4.7s
That weed is really good. It reminds me of the strain I smoked last summer called "Here Comes Autism."
Ted 2
3.8s
JOHN: Hey, guys? (BREATHING HEAVILY) I'm having some trouble over here.
Ted 2
10.5s
So, ladies and gentlemen of the court, I invite you to change the world.
Ted 2
4.1s
If you'd like, you can go in and say your goodbyes.
Ted 2
3.8s
Well, we'll have to talk about that.
Ted 2
2s
Johnny, wake up.
Ted 2
4.2s
JUDGE: Very well. The plaintiff is hereby legally deemed property.
Ted 2
4.2s
And as history has shown us, that waswtjustice.
Ted 2
2.9s
We'll just get the check. Thanks. Of course.
Ted 2
2.5s
Uh, I was able to sniff that out, yeah.
Ted 2
2s
I am Samantha Jackson.
Ted 2
1.5s
Is it a freak of genetics?
Ted 2
1.5s
(TED GRUNTING)
Ted 2
1.2s
Hey, Sam.
Ted 2
14.4s
Johnny, please, just help me do this. Okay? He's the only guy in the world whose sperm is even close to Flash Gordon's. Ted, it's insane. We could get in a lot of trouble. But not if nobody finds out. Look, look, John, John. We sneak into his house, jerk him off in his sleep and sneak out with the sperm. It'll be easy!
Ted 2
3.9s
Just a regular old teddy bear. I won't be any fun then, will I?
