Jesus,Johnny, you don't got to marry Allison. You just got to bang her and maybe pee on her a little. What? It's always good to find new ways to surprise your lover. Yeah, I got to take a leak.
Ted 2
12.4s
I'm nervous that you're going to be swayed by smooth talk and a haircut, and forget about the most important aspect of this case.
Ted 2
7.4s
As much as anybody I've ever known. Sam, that means the world coming from someone who went to Arizona State.
Ted 2
3.7s
Your Honor, I'd like to call Ted Clubber Lang to the stand. Yes!
Ted 2
2.7s
All right, I'll help you. But we got to have a game plan.
Ted 2
3.9s
Mr. Wild, your opening statement, if you please.
Ted 2
1.9s
Seems pretty human to me.
Ted 2
1.6s
Hey! What the hell!
Ted 2
1.8s
Ted! Ted, hello?
Ted 2
1.4s
Johnny?
Ted 2
10s
Forgive me, that's a normal ovary. This is Tami-Lynn's. TED: Jesus! Yeah, but I bet this stuff happens a lot. You probably see this kind of stuff all the time, right?
Ted 2
5.4s
Hello. I'd, uh, like to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal.
Ted 2
4s
Hey, so, uh, listen, lgot, uh... I got some big news to tell ya.
Ted 2
2s
(PRICING GUN CLICKING)
Ted 2
16.5s
All right, I got Dred Scott v. Sandford, Plessy v. Ferguson and Brown v. the Board of Education. I got Kramer vs. Kramer, Alien vs. Predator, and Freddy vs. Jason. I got, uh, Ernest Goes to Camp, Ernest Goes to Jail and The Importance of Being Earnest, which was very disappointing.
