Hello. I'd, uh, like to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal.
Ted 2
4s
So if I purchase these Trix, there'll be no trouble?
Ted 2
3.2s
JOHN: We're giving you the tools, buddy. Come on, make some fucking comedy.
Ted 2
2.9s
And, uh, I won't be followed?
Ted 2
1.4s
Hey.
Ted 2
1.9s
What defines property?
Ted 2
42s
Oh, my God! He said he'll meet with us on Friday at 9:00 a.m. at his office in New York. Is he gonna take the case? I don't want to jinx it, but I think so. Oh, my God! You hear that, Johnny? (LAUGHS) I still get a shot! JOHN: Yes! Oh, my God! We got to celebrate! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Let's go down to the improv and yell sad suggestions? Fuck yeah! So first we need a historical event. Who's got an event? TED: 9/11. (STUTTERS) Okay, maybe something else. All right, let's start with a person. JOHN: Robin Williams! Okay, all right, for real, guys, for real. Who's got a person? TED: Robin Williams on 9/11. All right, we've heard from these guys. Let's maybe give somebody else over here a chance. How about a location? Let's go with a location. TED: The offices of Charlie Hebdo.
Ted 2
9s
You're very lucky. I saw what you did on TV. Yeah, he saved my ass is what he did. You know why? Because he's a person.
Ted 2
10.5s
What? Why not? Well, first of all, there's the question of Tami-Lynn's drug conviction. Hey, I did my community service. Yeah, besides, that was five years ago. She's clean.
Ted 2
1.7s
Who's that buttnut over there?
Ted 2
3.4s
Uh, no, that's... That's not in our budget here.
Ted 2
1.2s
I'm busy.
Ted 2
4.9s
What do you wanna do now? You don't deserve him, John. You never did. You never did!
Ted 2
1.8s
What defines a person?
Ted 2
2.3s
No. No, you... You should be fine.
Ted 2
5.1s
And as soon as I'm done fucking myself, I'd like to take yourcase,Ted.
