Plus, a hooker took a shit in our apartment. Oh, God! Ah, what? Oh, this is so gross! Don't tell me! I don't want to hear about it! Did you get it? No, I didn't get it! Tell me when you get it! Oh, my God, I got some on my thumb! No! You can never cook with that hand again! Oh, my God! You have to learn to cook left-handed. This is the most disgusting thing ever! Don't! Get it away from me! Look, that was a tough night for all of us.
Ted
6.6s
John and Lori were married in Cambridge by a very special Justice of the Peace.