All right. OK. Let's try not to get pissed off at each other. Let's calm down, try to figure this thing out together. We gotta close that account before it gets bigger. WORKERS Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, Mr. Lumbergh Happy birthday to you Looks terrific. Mmm. Here, Peg, you wanna get everybody started?
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Mmm. Oh, that is terrific. Just terrific. Thanks, everybody. I really, really appreciate it. It's very special. Now, Milton, don't be greedy. Let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece. But last time I didn't receive a piece and I was told... Just pass. OK, here. But this...
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I may never be happy at my job... but I think that if I could be with you... that I could be happy with my life. I've been a real asshole. But, if you'd give it another shot, I promise... OK, shut up.
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That's a great idea. OK, how do we do that? I don't know. I don't even know what it means. I was hoping you knew. I think coke dealers do it. OK, all right. Do we know any coke dealers?
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All right? There's my flair. OK? And this is me expressing myself. OK? There it is. I hate this job. I hate this goddamn job, and I don't need it.
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The cake... There's lots of cake?
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Who's that?
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Joanna, I want to apologise. I had no right to get pissed off at you about Lumbergh. Lumbergh is not my problem. It wasn't even the right Lumbergh. I don't know why I can't just... Go to work and be happy... like I'm supposed to, like everybody else. Peter, most people don't like their jobs. But you go out there and find something that makes you happy. Yeah. Well...
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In light of the senselessness of these heinous crimes... that you have committed against Initech... I hereby sentence you, Michael Bolton... and Samir Naan... Nanadajibad... to a term of no less than four years... in a federal "pound me in the ass" prison.
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I might be going away for a while. Uh... to jail. You were right about that computer scam. That was a bad idea. I'm gonna take the blame for it, I decided.
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- What happened? - I flipped off my boss. Some customers... Actually, a line cook... but he just happened to be standing there, so...
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Lawrence, you awake? Yeah. You wanna come over? No, thanks, man. I don't want you fucking up my life, too.
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Peter Gibbons... you've led a trite and meaningless life... and you're a very bad person.
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You are a very... Bad person, Peter.
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I'm going home. Me, too.
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Hey.
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Good evening, sir. My name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack... but now I'm off and trying to stay clean. That is why I'm selling magazine subscriptions. - No, no. - Wait a minute. You used to be addicted to crack?
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You're not working at Chotchkie's anymore, huh? No, no. I got fired.
