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1m25s
Samir and I are the best programmers they got. You haven't been showin' up, and you get to keep your job. Actually, I'm being promoted. - What? - I know, Michael. It's completely unfair. And I realised something today. It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us together. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist. Maybe it was just shock, and it's wearing off now... but when I saw that fat man keel over and die... Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth. We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles... staring at computer screens all day... filling out useless forms... and listening to eight different bosses... drone on about mission statements. I told those fudgepackers I liked Michael Bolton's music. Ohh. That is not right, Michael. For five years now, you've worked your ass off... hoping for a promotion, profit sharing, or something. Five years... of your mid-twenties now gone. And you're gonna go in tomorrow... they're gonna throw you out on the street. You know why? So Bill Lumbergh's stock will go up a quarter of a point. Ugh. Michael, let's make that stock go down... and let's take enough money out of that place... so that we never have to sit in a cubicle ever again.
Office Space
1m7s
Oh, right, Lumbergh. Aah! Oh... God... Lumbergh! Peter, what is wrong with you? That was, like, two years ago. What? Did you know him? Yeah, I know him. I know him. He's my boss. He's my unholy, disgusting pig of a boss. Oh, he's not that disgusting. He represents all that is soulless and wrong... and you slept with him. Hey, that is none of your business, OK? I didn't ask you who you slept with before we were together. I don't care. I didn't think you slept with guys like Lumbergh! Listen to you. Who do you think you are? How dare you judge me? I mean, what are you? You think you're an angel? No, you're just this penny-stealing... wannabe criminal man. Yeah, well, that may be. But at least I never slept with Lumbergh. OK, that's... l'm done. I wanna get out of the car, OK? Stop. Call me when you grow up. Wait. That's probably never gonna happen. So don't call me, OK? Say hello to Lumbergh for me!
Office Space
1m6s
Joanna, would you come here a minute, please? Yeah. I'm sorry I was late, but I was having lunch, and I, uh... We need to talk about your flair. Really? L... I have fifteen pieces on. I also... Well, fifteen is the minimum, OK? Oh. OK. Now, you know, it's up to you whether or not... you want to just do the bare minimum or... Well, like Brian, for example... has thirty-seven pieces of flair on today. And a terrific smile. OK, so you want me to wear more? Look, Joanna... Yeah? People can get a cheeseburger anywhere, OK? They come to Chotchkie's for the atmosphere and the attitude. OK? That's what the flair's about. - It's about fun. - Yeah. OK, so more then, yeah? Look, we want you to express yourself, OK? Now if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then, OK... but some people choose to wear more... and we encourage that, OK? You do want to express yourself, don't you?
Office Space
33.6s
Would you bear with me for just a second, please? OK. What if... And believe me... this is strictly hypothetical... but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option... equity-sharing program? Would that do anything for you? I don't know. I guess. Listen, I'm gonna go. Uh, it's been really nice talking to both of you guys. - Yes. - Absolutely. Pleasure's all on this side of the table, trust me. Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well. - OK. - Thanks a lot. Great. Wow.
Office Space
45.9s
Hell, Lumbergh fucked her. Lumbergh fucked her. Lumbergh fucked her. That is great. I mean, she was seeing the "Oh" face for sure. Ohh, ohh, ohh. Ooh. If you could just move a little bit to the left. That's it. Great. Peter, what's happening? Um, could you give me those T.P.S. Reports ASAP, OK? Oh! - Joanna. - Yeah.
Office Space