So, from now on, only use the new time sheets... if you've worked on two or more job codes in one day... and you need the extra columns to fit it all in. Otherwise, use the old time sheets... Where's Peter? I heard he didn't show up this weekend. Uh, I don't know. ...really, really help us out. Who's that guy? So, uh... any questions?
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Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers... so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? L...
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Hi. I'm Peter. Hi. Can I help you? What are you doin' for lunch today? Uh, well, our specials today are blackened chicken. It's actually right there on the board. Excuse me.
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I was askin' what you were doin' for lunch. Would you like to have lunch with me?
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Let's see... you are... Michael... - Bolton? - Yeah.
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Hey, look who's back! Table for three to...
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Are you any relation to the pop singer? No, it's... it's just a coincidence. Ha ha. To be honest with you... I love his music. I do. - I'm a Michael Bolton fan. - Me, too. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better... than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman." But you must really love his music, huh?
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Next batter looks like a Peter Gibbons. Uh-huh. Ah, there you are. We were just talking about you. You must be Peter Gibbons. Uh-huh. Terrific. I'm Bob Slydell. This is my associate Bob Porter. Oh, hi, Bob. Bob. Grab a seat and join us for a minute or two.
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Wait, Peter. You gotta postpone it, man. Tell 'em you've been sick. Make something up. Oh, no way. No, I feel great. It's the best day of my life.
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Is that your real name? Yeah.
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L... I didn't receive my paycheque this week. Uh, you're going to have to talk to payroll about that. I did and they said... Milt, we're gonna go ahead... and move you downstairs into storage "B." No, l... I... New people are coming, and we need the space. But there's no space... So if you could go ahead and pack your stuff... and move it down there... that would be terrific. OK? Uh, excuse me... I believe you have my stapler, please. Hmm. You've been missing a lot of work lately. I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.
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Uh-huh. Wow! Hmm. Yeah. That's it. That's exactly what I need. Give it to me. Come on, you little fucker, let's go. That's what I need. Let's do that. Let's do exactly that, you little fuck... - Michael. - Hey. Listen to me.
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That sounds good, Peter. And, uh, we'll go ahead and... get this all fixed up for you. Great. Hi, Milton. What's happening?
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"We're not in Kansas anymore." Yeah. Really. Ha ha. It's on your...
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What are you doing tonight?
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Yeah, and, uh, and l... Listen...
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- I have a question. - Yes? In this conjugal visits, you can have sex with women? Yep, you sure can. OK, I'll do it. That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk about America! Can we discuss the plan? OK, yeah, good, right. It works like a computer virus. All we do is load it into the credit union's mainframe. It'll do the rest. Get me that disk, and I'll take it from there. Before we go any further, all right? We have to swear to God, Allah... that nobody knows about this but us, all right? No family members, no girlfriends. Nobody. - Of course. - Agreed. Don't worry, man! I won't tell anyone, either. - What the fuck is that? - Don't worry. He's cool. All right. Here's how I see it all going down. Peter, congratulations. This is one heck of a promotion. Thank you, Bob. We'll get some people under you right away.