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But that's not much money. That's the beauty of it. Each withdrawal, it's a fraction of a cent, too small to notice. But you take a few thousand withdrawals a day... you space it out over a couple of years... that's a few hundred thousand dollars. It's like "Superman III." "Superman lll"? I have to leave now. I have to get my résumé ready. For another job where they can fire you for no reason? That's right. If I'm lucky. I'm tired of being pushed around. Aren't you? Yes, but I'm not going to do anything illegal. Illegal? Samir, this is America. Come on. Sit down.
Office Space
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That was easy. Yeah, I guess it was. What'd you do with the... Hey, man. Oh, hey, Drew. You guys hear about Tom Smykowski? That he got laid off? No, man, check it out. Last week, after he found out he was getting laid off... he tries to kill himself by running the car in the garage. Is he dead? No, man, check it out. His wife comes home early and catches him. He tries to play it off like nothing happened. I was having some trouble with the shifter here. It's jammed. L... I couldn't get it into drive. - L... l...I mean, reverse. - You OK, Tom? Then as he's lookin' at her... he decides he wants to live. Yeah, I think I'm OK. Right. Seems to be working now.
Office Space
54.2s
- I have a question. - Yes? In this conjugal visits, you can have sex with women? Yep, you sure can. OK, I'll do it. That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk about America! Can we discuss the plan? OK, yeah, good, right. It works like a computer virus. All we do is load it into the credit union's mainframe. It'll do the rest. Get me that disk, and I'll take it from there. Before we go any further, all right? We have to swear to God, Allah... that nobody knows about this but us, all right? No family members, no girlfriends. Nobody. - Of course. - Agreed. Don't worry, man! I won't tell anyone, either. - What the fuck is that? - Don't worry. He's cool. All right. Here's how I see it all going down. Peter, congratulations. This is one heck of a promotion. Thank you, Bob. We'll get some people under you right away.
Office Space
35.7s
But as soon as he backs out of his driveway... Bam! He gets slammed big-time by a drunk driver. - Is he OK? - Sort of. Broke both his wrists, legs, a couple of ribs, his back... but he's getting a huge settlement out of this. Like seven figures. He's getting out of the hospital tomorrow. He's throwing a big party this weekend to celebrate. We're all invited. I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics. Things go well, I might be showing her my "Oh" face. Oh, oh, oh... You know what I'm talking about. Oh. Yeah. Right. See you guys there.
Office Space
1m18s
Uh, no. No, you don't understand. It's, uh, very complicated. It's, uh... It's aggregate, so I'm talking about fractions of a penny... and, uh, over time, they add up to a lot. Oh, OK. So you're gonna make a lot of money, right? - Yeah. - Right. It's not yours? Uh... well, it becomes ours. How is that not stealing? I don't think I'm explaining this very well. Um, the 7-Eleven, right? You'd take a penny from the tray. From the crippled children? No, that's the jar. I'm talking about the tray... The pennies for everybody. Oh, for everybody. OK. Yeah. Well, those are whole pennies. I'm just talking about fractions of a penny, OK? But we do it from a much bigger tray... and we do it a couple of million times. So what's wrong with that? I don't know. It just seems wrong. It's not wrong. Initech is wrong. Initech is an evil corporation, all right? Chotchkie's is wrong. Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning... and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair? Yeah, but I'm not about to go in and start... taking money from the register. Well, maybe you should. The Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. What?
Office Space