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So, from now on, only use the new time sheets... if you've worked on two or more job codes in one day... and you need the extra columns to fit it all in. Otherwise, use the old time sheets... Where's Peter? I heard he didn't show up this weekend. Uh, I don't know. ...really, really help us out. Who's that guy? So, uh... any questions?
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Uh, listen, I heard about your... your settlement. Congratulations. Well, thanks, Peter. You know, I'm glad you're here, because I wanted to talk to you. I know how you get depressed about your job and all, and... I just wanted you to know that I know how you feel. I used to be the same way. - Really? - Sure. Maybe I didn't whine as much. But I bet I hated my job even more than you... and I'd been doing it for over thirty years. Wow. Just remember, if you hang in there long enough... good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me.
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43.9s
And I said I don't care if they lay me off, either. Because I told Bill... that if they move my desk one more time... then I'm... I'm quitting. I'm going to quit... and I told Dom, too... because they've moved my desk four times already this year... and I used to be over by the window... and I could see the squirrels, and they were married... but then they switched from the Swingline... to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler... because it didn't bind up as much... and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler. OK, Milton. No, it's not OK, because if they make me... If they take my stapler, then I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll set the building on fire. OK, well, that sounds great. Uh, I'll talk to you later, all right? Bye. Peter...
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I don't... I don't know. Heh heh. I mean, I guess I sort of like them all. That's a riot. I'm the exact same way. But it must be twice as hard for you... being you have the same name as him. I celebrate the guy's entire catalogue. Anyway, let's get down to business, Michael. You know, you can just call me Mike.
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25.8s
I'm sorry. Go on. Is there any way that you could sort of... just zonk me out so that, like, I don't know... that I'm at work... in here? Could I come home... and think that I've been fishing all day or something? That's... really not what I do, Peter. Heh. However... the good news is, I think I can help you.
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