Are you serious? Yeah. This is vital. Without us, they'd be lost. I know, but you know what I mean. Get out there in the field. Well, have you ever asked? Of course I have. But every time an agent's position has come up... Whiskey has voted against me. No. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Look, check it out. Email in from Poppy, from a senior partner at the firm.
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POPPY: Yep. Kingsman is crumpets. Like toast, but British. And to say thank you... I got you a present, Charlie. My guys made you this.
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EGGSY: Okay, so according to her Instagram feed... Charlie's ex-girlfriend is up ahead at the VIP bar. Which one of us is gonna plant the tracker? Bands, boys.
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MERLIN: Thank you. Harry. Hello. Hello, mate. Harry. How do you do? Have we met before? Harry, it's okay. It's fine. They know that we know you. I think there must be some mistake. It's been such a long time, Harry. I need to get my brogues resoled. Yeah, and my oxfords are done in as well. Why are you telling me about your shoes? I'm a lepidopterist. You're a what? I study butterflies.
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(sighs) It was Angel. Huh, not very angelic. Gonna have to clip his wings.
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Mmm.
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EGGSY: Fucking hell. MERLIN: It's a shame it's not scotch.
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(groans)
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POPPY: Okay. But it's really bad for you. Eight times more addictive than cocaine. Five times more likely to cause death. But it's legal... so, you go ahead. Knock yourself out. Don't get me started on tobacco and alcohol. Peddle that stuff and you're in Fortune 500. But me? No! I'm out here hiding in the middle of nowhere. Homesick. Because I sell drugs. Oh, Pops. You're doing this because you're homesick? POPPY: Yes. I want freedom. I want fame. Our profits were 250 billion dollars last year. I am the most successful businesswoman in the world, but nobody knows who I am. Pops, Pops. It's not long now, eh? You're right, thank you. ANGEL: Sorry to interrupt you. You wanted to see me, Madam Poppy? Yes, Angel. In The Golden Circle... we do not sample the merchandise... and we do not break the rules. Which is why I have invested in robots... because they are so much more reliable and trustworthy than human beings.
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All the buttons are dead. Controls gone. Everything's in shutdown. You're on your own, Eggsy.
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Biometric security scanner just to protect a few old barrels of whiskey? Pull the other one, love.
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(tour guide chattering)
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Are you getting anything?
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MAN: A bottle in a secret wall. You really expect me to take that seriously? See, I think your story's horse shit. Y'all just trying to cover for a failed rescue mission. You here for the lepidopterist, ain't you? Okay, so your mystery bottle, huh? Look anything like that, right there? Yes. Same brand, much older. All right. Let's see here. You know why the measurement of alcohol content's called "proof"? Oh, fuck off! Oh, for Pete's sake. See, comes from back in the old days... when pirates wanted to test the strength of their rum. They used to pour a little bit out on gunpowder.
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(Eggsy chuckling) I must say, you're really not as I expected. Well, thank you very much... Your Majesty. BRANDON: Eggsy? Is that you, mate? What the fuck is going on here? You a gangster now or something? Fuckin' hell. Is that Tilde's mom and dad's house? Tell you what. Whatever you're doing, I want in. (device activates, beeping) Put it down! Why? I said, put it down now! What's wrong with it? Shut it! Fucking shut it! Eggsy. I beg your pardon? (rapid beeping beeping) Shut it! Shut it now! All right, mate. Chill your boots. (sighs) Eggsy, what... Oh, no. Oh, my God, no. I'm so sorry. (barking) You shut up and all. You got me in enough trouble.