- He's talking gibberish, sir. - I can hear that. [ Groans ] - He's collapsed onto me, sir. - I can see that. - You don't think you could've got the syringes mixed up? - What? Given the guard outside truth serum and given Klein the muscle relaxant? Aah! Don't be ridiculous, Bough. I think I know my right from my left. - Sir? - Oh, bugger it.
- [ Rasping Tone ] - [ Lock Clicks ] It worked! - Ohh! - Sir?
Johnny English
2.6s
Will... you... please... stop?
Johnny English
1m0s
What now? There's no way back up there, that's for sure. But this must lead somewhere. I'm slightly uncomfortable in the dark, sir. There's nothing to worry about, Bough. - It may be pitch black, but we can still see. - Can we, sir? How? The Bedouin monks of the Al Maghreb mountains... developed a system of sonic chanting. - I see, sir. - The sound of their chanting... would bounce back off any obstacles, and using their highly tuned ears... they could paint a mental picture of the path ahead. - Brilliant, sir. - However, you must always sing in E-flat. ** [ Humming ] * E-flat, E-flat, E-flat * * Thank you for the music The songs I'm singing * - Is it working, sir? - Extremely well, thank you, Bough. * Thanks for all the joy that-- ** - [ Thud ] - Ow! You all right, sir? I think I can see something, sir. Oh,yeah. Come on.
Johnny English
0.4s
Thank you.
Johnny English
2.8s
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
Johnny English
26.3s
To make you king, we need the archbishop of Canterbury to do that. The archbishop of Canterbury... is being taken care of even as we speak. TARGET ACQUI RED TARGET LOCKED There's only one thing, sir. What are we going to do about English?
Johnny English
35.4s
[ Grunts ] [ Woman Screams ] It's Colonel Chevenix! He's got a nasty wound, sir. Who hit him? The assailant. He ran in here. Bough, you guard the door. Aha! [ Grunting ] [ Pounding, Grunting ] For God's sake, Bough, don't come in. The man's a maniac! - [ Guests Gasp ] - You don't frighten me.! - [ Glass Shatters ] - Missed.! [ Guests Gasping ]
Johnny English
1m7s
[ Beep, Whirring ] [ Bough ] English. A people whose empire once covered... one quarter of the surface of the earth. Alas, no longer. My friends ask me, ''Pascal, how can you be so interested... in such a backward, grotty little country?'' My answer is simple: the queen. The queen has more power in her tiny white gloves... than any other head of state in the entire world. She can declare war or make peace, and most intriguingly... she can seize any piece of land which takes her fancy. Of course, the queen never uses... the enormous power afforded to her. But imagine someone who would use that power. Imagine, say, me. But how could he do that, sir? How could he make himself king? The archbishop. - [ Sauvage Continues, Indistinct ] - [ Door Opens ]
Johnny English
18s
- [ Yells ] - [ Duck Squeaks ] Clearly, the aptly named English is a fool. He might be a fool, but he's a fool who keeps showing up. Well, the next time he shows up, eliminate him.
Johnny English
28.6s
It's just-- Well, it's been three years since my fianc� left me, and since then I haven't made love to anyone. But then I met you... and I felt this... hunger... deep down inside. I wanted to say things to you, I wanted to do things to you... that I haven't wanted to do in a very, very, very long time.
Johnny English
18.4s
Well, there isn't. I've analyzed it from every angle, and this is the best option. I'll go in first, and if it's a clear way through, I'll call down. Johnny. - Be careful. - I'm always careful. Ohh.