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Ladies and gentlemen, mesdames est messieurs, bienvenus, welcome tonight to this wonderful occasion. As we stand here in the Tower of London, the most famous prison in the world, where these wonderful jewels will rest safely... under lock and key, I want to thank you... for giving me this wonderful experience... to contribute to the restoration of these jewels. It was, as we say in France, le top, le best of. - [ Feigned Chuckle ] - And what a beautiful-- [ Screaming ]
Johnny English
35.4s
[ Grunts ] [ Woman Screams ] It's Colonel Chevenix! He's got a nasty wound, sir. Who hit him? The assailant. He ran in here. Bough, you guard the door. Aha! [ Grunting ] [ Pounding, Grunting ] For God's sake, Bough, don't come in. The man's a maniac! - [ Guests Gasp ] - You don't frighten me.! - [ Glass Shatters ] - Missed.! [ Guests Gasping ]
Johnny English
32.1s
[Johnny ] Wait a minute. I've got an idea. Hop! Hop! And hop! And hop! And stop! Now, are you familiar... with the shaman throat warblers of the Guatemalan delta? What? It has long been their belief... that a whistle pitched at the precise resonant frequency of a metal lock... will vibrate the levers in such a way that the door will simply swing open. Unbelievable. - And kneel. - [ Groaning ]
Johnny English
2m0s
[ All Gasping ] I know. I feel it too. The very symbols of our island nation, so close we could almost reach out and-- - **[ Trumpet Fanfare ] - Pray silence for Her Majesty the Queen. [ Queen ] Oh, where are thejewels? [ Pegasus ] It's an unmitigated disaster, English. I couldn't agree more, sir. Well, we need to get these jewels back, English, and fast. Tell me about this assailant. When they searched the room, there was no sign ofhim. Well, the man was clearly a professional. He must have escaped while the queen was being sedated. But he's the only lead we've got. We have to find him. Come in. This is-- This is Roger from Data Support. Please sit down. He'll produce a likeness based on your description. So tell us, what did this man look like? Um... well... he was... big. - Hair color? - Um... orange. - Orange? - Mmm. And curly. Well, frizzy, actually. Frizzy sort of thing. - Frizzy. - An eye patch. Broken nose. Very few teeth. Two, I would say, at the most. And a scar on his cheek... in the shape... of a banana. - Which cheek? - Both cheeks. They sort of met in the middle. Are you sure about this, English? [ Gasps ] Oh,yes, that's him. An uncanny resemblance. Why, it's just as if he's in the room with us.
Johnny English
41.1s
Requisition order: MI7 quartermasters for immediate supply; one military transport plane, fully fueled, with permission for nighttime city over flight; two night camouflage parachutes, plus reserves, plus neoprene bodysuits, twice, in black. I've never liked the navy blue. And a 40-inch chest for me 'cause I need the sleeve length. - Morning, Felch. - Morning. Oh, and two Special Forces signet rings, primed and color-coded. - What's all this for? - For tonight's operation. We're going to break into Sauvage's headquarters. - But Pegasus said-- - Let me worry about Pegasus. I know that Sauvage is behind all this, and tonight we're going to get the evidence. - Is something wrong, sir? - Did that sound like Felch to you?
Johnny English
30.1s
The point is, sir, that Vendetta and Klein... are both in the employ of Monsieur Sauvage. - Pascal Sauvage? - Precisely, sir. But you're not suggesting Sauvage is involved? I think he's more than just involved, sir. I'm convinced he's up to his French neck in it. Don't be absurd. Sauvage employs thousands of people. Just because two of them are villains doesn't mean that he is. I want him discounted from this investigation immediately. Yes, sir.
Johnny English
40.8s
- Everything set, Bough? -Just about, sir. Actually, sir, do you mind if I run through the plan one more time? - No, no. - These are the two buildings here. This one is our target, Sauvage's headquarters, next to City Hospital. I jump first and land on the south side of the roof, abseil down 1 4 floors and cut through this window here. [ English ] I then land on the east side and abseil down 1 2 floors. Where you wait for my signal that I've disabled the alarm system. - Yes. - You them break into this window here, work your way along the secure corridor and penetrate Sauvage's office. - Yes, yes. - Is that okay, sir? It's been okay ever since I thought up the idea, Bough.
Johnny English
45.2s
- What did he say? - Pegasus! We have to report to Pegasus! Oh, no, sir. No, no, no. - How do we get out of here? - Hey, you two! What you did to me really hurt. Yeah. Sorry about that. How do we get out of here without being seen? Okay. Left by the fountain, right by the fire exit, to the elevator at the end. - Thank you. - Oh, my God. Nice job, Bough. - Left, sir. Left! - [ English Muttering ] [ Bough ] Sir,you can't go to Sauvage's reception in this state. The effect of the drug has practically worn off. I'm ''fline''-- ''schline''-- uh, ''gline''-- **[ Orchestra ]
Johnny English
53.1s
Oh, I'm so sorry. Where are my manners? Johnny English, British Secret Service, and you are all under arrest. I must say you've done this whole thing very well. The attention to detail is excellent. You, the grieving granny, you're very convincing. Oh, look. Real tears. Do you get paid extra for that? Ahh, what we're all here for. I know! Why don't we take a look inside? - [ Mourners Gasp ] - Oh, you've nailed it down! Why would you do that? I know you're gonna come back in two weeks and dig it up again. ** [ Hums ] Now, what are you playing in this little vignette of deceit and villainy? I'm the hearse driver. - You're the hearse driver? - Yes, sir.
Johnny English
31.1s
Must be a join here somewhere. Fascinating performance as always, Monsieur English, but I'm afraid we must move on. Nobody's moving anywhere until I'm finished with this piece of low-life. Do you or do you you not... have tattooed on your bottom the words, ''Jesus is coming-- look busy''? -[ Congregation Murmuring ] - Are you insane? Well, let's find out, shall we? Go on, over. Let's have a look.
Johnny English