I think we've seen enough of this. I know exactly what you're planning, and I'm here to put a stop to it. My bottom will be king of England before you are. Wrong again. Perhaps you'd care to look behind you. Oh, please. [ Weapons Cock ] Lorna!
Johnny English
14.9s
I don't know why you hauled yourself up that dreadful poo tube, Bough, when there was a perfectly good ladder right beside it. Now, Sauvage may have fooled the country... with his fake archbishop and his secret agenda, but he hasn't fooled me.
Johnny English
3.1s
Ow! Ow!
Johnny English
34.5s
[ Radio Announcer ] Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the breakfast show. [ Speaking French ] As the crowds are gathering here for the crowning of our first French king... since the year 1 066, call here at London FM with the top ten things you most love about the French. We haven't had any calls yet, uh, at all, but the lines are still open and I'll give you that number again-- 0-2-0-7-- zero, deux, zero, sept-- This is not good, Johnny. We've got to think of something.
Johnny English
30.6s
In a wheelchair. But Geoffrey overcame these terrible disabilities... with that simple resilience and sunny optimism... that so warmed all of us who knew him, spending the rest of his life in the service... of the poor and disabled of this parish. It's very good. Really very good. No, no, please go on. I'm sorry to interrupt. - It's very entertaining. - Who's that? That priest act of yours should keep the other prisoners entertained for hours.
Johnny English
24.2s
[ Speaking Gibberish ] Oh... in the van! Yes, we are going in the van. Yes, yes. Vroom, vroom. - Vroom, vroom. Vroom, vroom. - Yes. Yeah. - [ Gibberish ] - Yes. He's waving good-bye. Good-bye, everyone. - Good-bye. - Good-bye, Gunther. Mind the nice dead people. There we go.
Johnny English
3.9s
I suppose you've made love to lots of women, haven't you,Johnny?
Johnny English
7.2s
Aaaah! -Johnny! - Oh, f--
Johnny English
8.2s
There. That wasn't too difficult, was it? - Are you going to come home now? - [ Speaking Gibberish ]
Johnny English
9.6s
Ow! Oh. No! No! No! [ Bough ] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Johnny English
15.6s
Now then, perhaps you can explain how it is... that I run into you at two crime scenes... and then can't find any record of you on a single government computer. Shouldn't you ask the government that? I am the government and I'm asking you.
Johnny English
1m8s
Excuse me, sir. I'm very sorry to interrupt-- Pascal, how nice to see you again. - Enjoying the party? - Oh, splendid affair. I was until I was informed that your man English... and his curious boyfriend here have spent the evening... breaking into my office and assaulting my staff. - Is this true, Bough? - Well, we-- we-- What do you think you're up to? - Sir, if I could just offer-- - Go home, Bough! Now! I gave you direct orders not to meddle with Sauvage. What do you do? Break into his office and assault two of his staff. Then you march in here, loaded with God knows what, and insult the foreign secretary. I haven't encountered such behavior in Whitehall in 30 years. - But-- - There are no ''buts,'' English. You're off the case. Your security clearance is hereby canceled. After a three-month leave of absence, you will return at your old grade. And I hope never to hear your name again.
Johnny English
3s
Those idiots are right behind us. Faster.!
Johnny English
2.7s
[ Engine Starts, Revs ]
Johnny English
4.2s
All right, so I was wrong about the archbishop's bottom.