I suppose you've made love to lots of women, haven't you,Johnny?
Johnny English
7.1s
- [ Rasping Tone ] - [ Lock Clicks ] It worked! - Ohh! - Sir?
Johnny English
7.7s
Uh-- Uh, well, you know, one does one's best.
Johnny English
5s
[ Yelps ] - [ Gun Cocks ] - [ Whimpers ]
Johnny English
2.4s
Set, Bough. Take me up.
Johnny English
34.5s
[ Radio Announcer ] Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the breakfast show. [ Speaking French ] As the crowds are gathering here for the crowning of our first French king... since the year 1 066, call here at London FM with the top ten things you most love about the French. We haven't had any calls yet, uh, at all, but the lines are still open and I'll give you that number again-- 0-2-0-7-- zero, deux, zero, sept-- This is not good, Johnny. We've got to think of something.
Johnny English
27.7s
I think we've seen enough of this. I know exactly what you're planning, and I'm here to put a stop to it. My bottom will be king of England before you are. Wrong again. Perhaps you'd care to look behind you. Oh, please. [ Weapons Cock ] Lorna!
Johnny English
13.4s
Get 'em up, you French ponce. But, Mr. English, I'm gobsmacked! What an unexpected surprise. Surprises are very much my speciality, Sauvage.
Johnny English
3.4s
- So, here's the plan. - [ Gasps ]
Johnny English
30.6s
In a wheelchair. But Geoffrey overcame these terrible disabilities... with that simple resilience and sunny optimism... that so warmed all of us who knew him, spending the rest of his life in the service... of the poor and disabled of this parish. It's very good. Really very good. No, no, please go on. I'm sorry to interrupt. - It's very entertaining. - Who's that? That priest act of yours should keep the other prisoners entertained for hours.
Johnny English
1m1s
*Let all good people rejoice * [ Chorus ] *Rejoice * - *Rejoice * - Aaah! *Let all good people rejoice * *Rejoice * *Rejoice * *Rejoice * *Rejoice * *Rejoice * *And sing ** Sirs, you are hereby called to witness the anointing... of your one true lord and future king Pascal. Pascal, are you willing to take the oath? I am willing. Then be thou anointed... with this holy oil.
Johnny English
28.6s
It's just-- Well, it's been three years since my fianc� left me, and since then I haven't made love to anyone. But then I met you... and I felt this... hunger... deep down inside. I wanted to say things to you, I wanted to do things to you... that I haven't wanted to do in a very, very, very long time.
Johnny English
23s
I'm sorry,Johnny. Well, I'm afraid that we'll have to... conclude the floor show for tonight. Not so fast, Sauvage. You may have taken me, but you'll never take England. Not as long as I have breath in my body... or a bullet in my gun. [ Click ]
Johnny English
14.9s
I don't know why you hauled yourself up that dreadful poo tube, Bough, when there was a perfectly good ladder right beside it. Now, Sauvage may have fooled the country... with his fake archbishop and his secret agenda, but he hasn't fooled me.
Johnny English
15.6s
Now then, perhaps you can explain how it is... that I run into you at two crime scenes... and then can't find any record of you on a single government computer. Shouldn't you ask the government that? I am the government and I'm asking you.
Johnny English
8.2s
There. That wasn't too difficult, was it? - Are you going to come home now? - [ Speaking Gibberish ]
Johnny English
9.6s
Ow! Oh. No! No! No! [ Bough ] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.