What is the one commodity... the world never seems to run out of? Criminals, gentlemen. - [ Guests Murmuring ] - Lawbreakers. Every nation in the world struggles... with the issue of overcrowded prisons. So, what do we do with all these villains? Find the solution to that problem... and the governments of the world would pay you through their nose.
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[ Toilets Flushing ]
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[Johnny ] Wait a minute. I've got an idea. Hop! Hop! And hop! And hop! And stop! Now, are you familiar... with the shaman throat warblers of the Guatemalan delta? What? It has long been their belief... that a whistle pitched at the precise resonant frequency of a metal lock... will vibrate the levers in such a way that the door will simply swing open. Unbelievable. - And kneel. - [ Groaning ]
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We empty every prison on the entire planet, we take the resulting tidal wave ofhuman scum... and we put it here. [ Gasping, Murmuring ]
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Thank you.
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** [ Whistling ] [ Radio Announcer ] In the wake of the return of the Crown Jewels... to a police station in North London, Pascal Sauvage has requested that his coronation... take place this Thursday. In the House, the prime minister said he was looking forward to the ceremony... and he believed that Monsieur Sauvage will make a fine king... and will bring all that is best about modern Europe to our ancient institutions. [ Doorbell Ringing ]
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Are you coming over here in a minute, sir?
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Get your car keys. We've got work to do. - Miss Campbell. - Sauvage is heading back to France. He's invited 1 3 of the richest criminal masterminds in the world to meet him there. I'm sorry, Miss Campbell. I'm off the case. It's been reassigned. I know. Reassigned to me.
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I'm gonna sit in the flat. -Johnny, this is ridiculous. - I'm a spent force.
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Dieter Klein and Klaus Vendetta, sir. Released from prison six months ago. 3 27 convictions between them. Armed robbery, grievous bodily harm... and combined parking fines of more than 400-- Uh, yes, all right. Thank you, Bough. I think we get the picture.
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**[ Orchestra, Chorus. Majestic ]
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- [ Buzzer Sounds ] - Bough, go! Geronimo!
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Oh! Oh, it's cold! It's cold!
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For England, I do not! -[ Congregation Gasping, Murmuring ] - English!
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I know what you're thinking, Miss Campbell. If we don't pull this off, God knows what might happen to England. Actually, I was thinking there must be a better way in than that pipe.
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- Monsieur. - Ah. Thank you. [ Glass Shatters ]
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What's more, this whole ceremony is a sham... because that man standing in front of you... is not the archbishop of Canterbury. [ Congregation Gasps ] English, a word of advice. Don't go there. Shut it, Frenchy. I'll go wherever I damn well please. - Now take it off. - What? Your face is made of plastic.
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Hyah-- [ Gagging, Coughing ] - How did you get here? - Up the ladder. Pull yourself together. It's only a bit of poo.