There'd better not be eels in here. Try not to disturb the eels. Oh, what the hell is that?
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Annie, my darling, my dream, my boat.
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You do I'm too lost in you Baby, baby Baby, I'm too lost in you Yeah, yeah Caught in you Lost in everything about you So deep I can't sleep...
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Sorry?
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Love, love, love Love, love, love...
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In the presence of God, Peter and Juliet have given their consent... and made their marriage vows... to each other. They've declared their marriage... by the giving of rings. I therefore proclaim... that they are husband and wife.
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Right, let's have another look at that, please.
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It's junction 13 that's just murder, isn't it? Total gridlock this morning.
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And you resisted... the temptation for surprises. Yeah, I'm mature now.
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Can you just put your hands on her breasts? OK, yeah. Is that all right? - Yes. I'll warm them up.
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I'm Colin, by the way. I'm Nancy. - Wicked. What do you do, Nancy? - I'm a cook. Ever do weddings? - Yes, I do. They should've asked you to do this one. They did. God, I wish you hadn't have turned it down. I didn't. Right.
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Exciting news. - What? I've bought a ticket to the States. I'm off in three weeks. No. - Yes. To a fantastic place called Wisconsin. No. Yes. Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin. No, Col. There are a few babes in America, I grant you, but they're going out with rich, attractive guys. Tone, you're just jealous. You know perfectly well... that any bar anywhere in America... contains ten girls more beautiful... and more likely to have sex with me... than the whole of the United Kingdom. That is total bollocks. You're mad. No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William... without the weird family. No, Colin, no. - Yes. Nyet. - Da. Nein. - Ja, darling. Right, the Christmas party, not my favourite night of the year... and your unhappy job to organise. Tell me. - It's basic, really. Find a venue, over-order on the drinks, bulk buy the guacamole... and advise the girls to avoid Kevin... if they want their breasts unfondled. Wives and family and stuff? - Yeah. I mean, not children. But their wives and girlfriends, et cetera. Oh, Christ, you haven't got some horrible... six-foot, tight-T - shirt-wearing... boyfriend? No. I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed. Really? Right.
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But... you never talk to me. You always talk to Peter. You don't like me. I hope it's useful. Don't show it around too much. Needs a bit of editing. Look, I've got to get to a... lunch. Early lunch. You can just show yourself out, can't you? It's a... self-preservation thing, you see.
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Thank you so much, Mark, this is exactly what I was hoping for.
