Oh, I'm so sorry. Where are my manners? Johnny English, British Secret Service, and you are all under arrest. I must say you've done this whole thing very well. The attention to detail is excellent. You, the grieving granny, you're very convincing. Oh, look. Real tears. Do you get paid extra for that? Ahh, what we're all here for. I know! Why don't we take a look inside? - [ Mourners Gasp ] - Oh, you've nailed it down! Why would you do that? I know you're gonna come back in two weeks and dig it up again. ** [ Hums ] Now, what are you playing in this little vignette of deceit and villainy? I'm the hearse driver. - You're the hearse driver? - Yes, sir.
Johnny English
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Mmm. You are full of surprises.
Johnny English
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She's not the only one.
Johnny English
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Well, there isn't. I've analyzed it from every angle, and this is the best option. I'll go in first, and if it's a clear way through, I'll call down. Johnny. - Be careful. - I'm always careful. Ohh.
Johnny English
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[ Yelps ] - [ Gun Cocks ] - [ Whimpers ]
Johnny English
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[ Dog Barks ] - [ Rings ] - Yes? Prime Minister, sorry to call so late, but I'm afraid the queen is abdicating. What? Abdicated? But that's not possible. I only wish that were true. - Let me talk to her. Maybe she just-- - Pascal, she's gone. My people have spent the last 1 0 hours... trying to track down the rightful heir to the throne... and they've come up with a name, which they've double-checked. Who is it? - It's you. - No!
Johnny English
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The moment I am crowned king, I will turn England into the largest prison... in the history of the world.
Johnny English
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[ Horn Honking ]
Johnny English
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- [ Yells ] - [ Duck Squeaks ] Clearly, the aptly named English is a fool. He might be a fool, but he's a fool who keeps showing up. Well, the next time he shows up, eliminate him.
Johnny English
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I suppose you've made love to lots of women, haven't you,Johnny?
Johnny English
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Aaaah! -Johnny! - Oh, f--
Johnny English
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I'm from MI7. This has been a test of your emergency response systems, and I have to say you've all done extremely well. Right. Well, I'll leave you to it. And, uh, get well soon.
Johnny English
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There. That wasn't too difficult, was it? - Are you going to come home now? - [ Speaking Gibberish ]
Johnny English
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Ow! Oh. No! No! No! [ Bough ] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Johnny English
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Now then, perhaps you can explain how it is... that I run into you at two crime scenes... and then can't find any record of you on a single government computer. Shouldn't you ask the government that? I am the government and I'm asking you.
Johnny English
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Excuse me, sir. I'm very sorry to interrupt-- Pascal, how nice to see you again. - Enjoying the party? - Oh, splendid affair. I was until I was informed that your man English... and his curious boyfriend here have spent the evening... breaking into my office and assaulting my staff. - Is this true, Bough? - Well, we-- we-- What do you think you're up to? - Sir, if I could just offer-- - Go home, Bough! Now! I gave you direct orders not to meddle with Sauvage. What do you do? Break into his office and assault two of his staff. Then you march in here, loaded with God knows what, and insult the foreign secretary. I haven't encountered such behavior in Whitehall in 30 years. - But-- - There are no ''buts,'' English. You're off the case. Your security clearance is hereby canceled. After a three-month leave of absence, you will return at your old grade. And I hope never to hear your name again.